Buy the crappiest media just because you want to see the pretty colors in the quality scans.
You scan your disc 47 times because you want to get rid of that single PIF spike that prevents you from getting a 99% quality score.
You have more "Create Data Disc" DVDs with random content than you have DVDs with actual content.
Every disc is scanned in five different drives at all possible scanning speeds, just to get a more complete understanding of how the burn quality is.
You don't care about world events or who's going to win the next election, but you go into a hissy fit when someone criticizes your precioussss NeGLiteBenxtor drive.
You have a larger stash of blank media than your local computer shop.
You know by heart all the model numbers of optical drives that have ever been released, and your mission in life is to have two of each.
You read this thread and think to yourself: Hey, that's me!
You post in this thread. :o