Yoda's infinite wisdom. Post your wisdom!

Regarding this funny thread , an idea come up, have I with.

These ideas , we had :

Quite strange this is.
Flash you must.
Work it does.

Ideas , perhaps other :

Yellow snow , do not eat !
Fortune cookie , do not respect.
3 meals a day , you must have.

The wisdom Yoda has , you post.
Laugh , we all will.

Posting no one is?/gs.

Shoe on wrong foot, sore toes you will have.

An apple aday, have own orchard you do.

Found these somewhere.

Top 12 things Yoda says in the bedroom

“Ahhh! Yoda’s little friend you seek!”
“Urm. Put a shield on my saber I must.”
“Feel the force!”
“Foreplay, cuddling - a Jedi craves not these things.”
“Down here, I am. Find a ladder, I must!”
“Do me or do me not - there is no try.”
“Early must I rise. Leave now you must!”
“You know, this would be a lot more fun without Frank Oz’s hand up my…”
“Happens to every guy sometimes this does.”
“When 900 years old you get, Viagra you need too, hmmmmm?”
“Ow, ow, OW! On my ear you are!”
“Who’s your Jedi master? WHO’S your Jedi Master?”

Electric power sockets, not for fingers.

Baking trays fresh from oven, not for licking.

Blinding flashes, look you should not!

Recycled tissues/toilet paper, was just a joke.

Farts, do not light.

Syrup of Ipecac, not for desert topping.

Novocaine, not for sexual lubricant :stuck_out_tongue:

Megaphones, useful for mutes they are not.

Breakfast in bed, not for bulimics.

Valium, not for use as aphrodisiac.

Politicians, useless they are.

Guiness ,liquid fart it contains/gs. :rolleyes:

Master of Science, I am. :stuck_out_tongue:

Mindlessly kick up this thread, i will :slight_smile:

Cruising for a bruising, you are, when you revive old threads.

Thinking the same I was.