Yar, only 60 days till talk like a pirate day be apon us!! Rejoice!!
Harr! And it bes the day after this dirty buckateer was born! Yarr!
Shiver my timbers. Mladdyio.
How long before someone puts the Monkey Island insults up here? Yarr.
A little late says I
har har har har
Aye! Talk like a pirate day will be upon us! And none t’ soon. Everyones damn l33t speak be annoyin’. Pirates all t’ way! Yarrr
/monkey island insult
Arrr! Yar mother be a hamster, and yer father be smelling of elderberries, boy!
My timbers already been shivered!
Man the lifeboats!
Oh, a pirates life for me!