Why are there so many morons on the internet?

vbimport

#1

What’s your reputation worth? Remember, email’s like a postcard, open to the world!
Taken from : http://attrition.org/postal/z/035/0953.html

Observe how to scare a moron:

From: jamaal barnes (earlinesmith4@verizon.net)
To:: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org)
Date: Sat, 10 Mar 2007 19:55:48 -0500
Subject: hey waz up

Hey. I need some help. I need to know how to make viruses, and spyware. I
also need to know how to send dem to someone else’s computer. Plz email
back.

From: catnip (catnip@attrition.org)
To: jamaal barnes (earlinesmith4@verizon.net)
Date: Sun, 11 Mar 2007 01:47:35 -0500 (EST)
Subject: Re: hey waz up

On Sat, 10 Mar 2007, jamaal barnes wrote:

": " Hey.

Hey.

": I need some help.

Do I have “help desk” tattooed on my forehead?

": I need to know how to make viruses,

Like ebola? That’s illegal to do, you know.

": and spyware.

Like those xray glasses that help you see through clothes? Are you a perv?

": " I also need to know how to send dem to someone else’s computer.

Who is dem and why do you want to send him/her to someone else’s computer?

": Plz email back.

Okay, since you said “Plz”, but you have to e-mail me back too.

From: jamaal barnes (earlinesmith4@verizon.net)
To: catnip (catnip@attrition.org)
Date: Sun, 11 Mar 2007 19:13:59 +0000 (UTC)
Subject: RE: hey waz up

Ok just tell me how u make these viruses and spyware and send the viruses to
someone else’s computer

From: catnip (catnip@attrition.org)
To: jamaal barnes (earlinesmith4@verizon.net)
Date: Sun, 11 Mar 2007 20:52:43 +0000 (UTC)
Subject: RE: hey waz up

On Sun, 11 Mar 2007, jamaal barnes wrote:

": " Ok just tell me how u make these viruses and spyware and send the viruses to
": " someone else’s computer

Now you’re demanding that I tell you how to make your enemy’s life
miserable? Call Dial a Prayer. Maybe they can help you.

From: jamaal barnes (earlinesmith4@verizon.net)
To: ‘catnip’ (catnip@attrition.org)
Date: Tue, 13 Mar 2007 20:31:17 -0400
Subject: RE: hey waz up

I’M NOT DEMANDING U TO TELL ME SHIT. I JUST WANT TO KNOW HOW TO MAKE THE
FUCKING VIRUSES SO I CAN SEND THEM BITCH.

From: lyger (lyger@attrition.org)
To: jamaal barnes (earlinesmith4@verizon.net)
Cc: ‘catnip’ (catnip@attrition.org)
Date: Wed, 14 Mar 2007 00:50:21 +0000 (UTC)
Subject: RE: hey waz up

OK, asshole. Now you pissed me off.

First of all, don’t talk to the lady like that. You contacted us asking
for help in COMMITTING A CRIME. Do you think Verizon might like to know
that? I sure do. Want to explain yourself to me now or have to deal with
me later after I’ve had time to think about it and get REALLY pissed off?

Second, apologize. We deal with grade-A fucknuggets like you on a daily
basis, sometimes more than once. Either send a simple “I’m sorry” to the
lady or I’ll do my best to ToS your ass off of Verizon and every other ISP
we can catch you on.

Do we have an understanding?

On Tue, 13 Mar 2007, jamaal barnes wrote:

": " I’M NOT DEMANDING U TO TELL ME SHIT. I JUST WANT TO KNOW HOW TO MAKE THE
": " FUCKING VIRUSES SO I CAN SEND THEM BITCH.

From: jamaal barnes (earlinesmith4@verizon.net)
To: ‘lyger’ (lyger@attrition.org)
Date: Wed, 14 Mar 2007 17:32:01 -0400
Subject: FW: hey waz up

Srry I said that to u

From: catnip (catnip@attrition.org)
To: lyger (lyger@attrition.org)
Date: Wed, 14 Mar 2007 21:42:43 +0000 (UTC)
Subject: Re: FW: hey waz up (fwd)

lol! you terrorized the poor bugger. :slight_smile:

On Wed, 14 Mar 2007, lyger wrote:

": " you win :slight_smile:

Remember, forums like a postcard too, open to the world as well. :bigsmile:


#2

I’m having trouble believeing somebody could be that stupid. I know that human stupidity is almost limitless, but this limitless? :doh:

I’m not entirely convinced this is a real Email conversation.


#3

work a tech help line for about an hour Drage…you’ll be soooo blown away with these people…you even wonder how they took the computer out of the box and hooked it up !


#4

I’ve worked tech help lines for internal IT support for a lot longer than an hour :wink: , and nobody has ever been this stupid. Very very annoying and/or clueless, yes, but nobody has ever called asking for help in infecting other people’s computers or somethig like that. :disagree:


#5

Why you ask? Because there isn’t an IQ requirement to be able to log-on. :a


#6

you would be suprised about people who CALL me at home at all hours…asking…how do you hack into someone’s computer…or email…i’m like…what ?? hacking? you need to see a doctor not a computer :bigsmile: of course i do live where most think camo is dress attire and if its got a collar its formal wear… :bigsmile:


#7

Yeah, my ex worked tech support for a large ISP, and I don’t think he ever came across that either.

Mind you, my neighbour is another story, you wouldn’t believe the kinds of things he asks me how to do on a PC, stupid isn’t the word. :bigsmile:


#8

yeah most of the stupid ones…knows someone who knows someone who knows about computers … :confused: or so they say… :rolleyes:


#9

Haha, that’s my neighbour to a tee. I just tell him to go ask them :wink:


#10

I don’t know if the e-mails are real but I don’t have any trouble believing someone could be that stupid.

…a friends BF asked me once if I could teach him how to hack into a porn site so he could get some free pictures / videos. :rolleyes:


#11

Yeah—but how do you do viruses???


#12

I wish I had a good virus and knew how to send it to him. I would send him a email saying I have a program that would make all the virus and spyware you want just send me your email address so I can send it to you. when you get it just open it and run the program. I am surprised someone has not already done that to the person that is that stupid.


#13

I have several virus, I got the flu, finger warts, nail fungus, and now I think I got a foodborne infection. Can I send them via email?


#14

Step away from that keyboard NOW! :eek:

:stuck_out_tongue:


#15

I’m disinfecting my eyes, before I catch something. I sincerely suspect stupidity is contagious. Just put a few people in a room, and sure enough after a few hours, the dumbest will be in charge!

Mob mentality … follow the leader.
Leaders-> Thinking is for wimps!


#16

It is only contagious for USA politicians and they the day after getting elected


#17

Believe me there are such Idiots out there

Also its amazing the number of people who feel the need to resort to bad language and then still expect you to answer there questions or solve there problems.

Your computer is fine sir, the problem exists between the keyboard and chair

The above says it all in my opinion :bigsmile:


#18

I can believe that conversation happened. I did desktop support for 3 effing years. People are most definitely that stupid. I still have anxiety attacks when I think back to those horrid days of babysitting and hand holding. It was like working at a day care center except they were adults.

A friend of mine used to say, “stupidity should be painful.” If only that were true.

Want to see how stupid people are? Just drive in rush hour traffic in Atlanta and watch all the numbnuts idiots make very dangerous maneuvers just so they can shave a few seconds off of their commute time to work. Idiocy.


#19

Why do you think that morons are only on the internet, at least they can type on a computer connected to the internet so these must be the intelligent ones! :eek:
It’s all relative as Einstein pointed out. :bigsmile: Especially with the all inter-breeding going on.


#20

Oh I see. So that’s why there’s so much pr0n on the internet! :stuck_out_tongue: