Actually we have two Zen Masters here at CDFreaks:
zenmasterone and ZenmasteR
We have lots and lots of Buddha's:
bad buddha bluebuddha buddha buddha-brot buddha00911 buddha22 buddha4771 Buddha69 buddhaboi buddhacanutta buddhaclan buddhaed buddhajunkie buddhawood buddhawood1 BuddhaZen cheeky buddha dabuddha da_buddha DirtyBuddha fattybuddha Lamminated Buddha laughingbuddha MashedBuddha phattbuddha quasibuddha SilverBuddha sonicbuddha tropicalbuddhabea
Anything else I can help you with?