Which is dumber

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#1

A blond man or or a blond woman?


#2

A blonde man was driving home, drunk as a skunk. Suddenly he has to swerve to avoid a tree, then another, then another. A cop car pulls him over, so he tells the cop about all the trees in the road.
The cop says, “That ‘s your air freshener swinging about!”


#3

I like that one samlar


#4

You forgot the part about the blonde woman in the car with him pointing out the trees.


#5

A woman phoned her blonde neighbor man and said: “Close your curtains the next time you and your wife are making love. The whole street was watching and laughing at you yesterday.”
To which the blonde man replied: “Well the joke ‘s on all of you because I wasn ‘t even at home yesterday.”


#6

A blonde girl was celebrating her first Thanksgiving alone, and attempting to prepare for herself a traditional dinner. The following day, when her mother called her, the blonde mentioned having trouble eating the turkey. Her mother asks if perhaps the turkey tasted bad. “I don’t know”, the blonde replied, “it wouldn’t hold still”.


#7

A blonde man ‘s dog goes missing and he is frantic. His wife says “Why don ‘t you put an ad in the paper?”
He does, but two weeks later the dog is still missing.
“What did you put in the paper?” his wife asks.
“Here boy!” he replies.