Other forums may have different rules with crossposting, but when you've signed up for this one, you should abide by its rules. Keep up with your sarcasm, as I'm sure lots of people will help you answer your questions in the future. You don't have to respect someone like me with lots of posts, but do respect the moderators because they've earned it.
Currently, there is NO real iHAS524 available in the states, may be you have a friend from Europe or Far East that would hand carry back one for you. Otherwise, crossflashing is your only option now.