Face it. You will never become a Jedi. You’re either too mediocre or not evil or good enough to enter the extensive training. So in the great universal battle there is only one solution for you left. You are to become a Storm Trooper, mindlessly follow orders, kill some Jedi’s here and there, man a Deathstar, stuff like that.
How do you vision your life as a Storm Trooper? Would you live a happy life?
Again no poll? 
Was I to quick for you again? 
Ding Ding! Here comes the Clue Train! Will all Namohs please board the Clue Train! Ding! Ding! 
W00t, w00t, w00t, I beat you again. 
Well I let you finish your other poll. 
One with a purple dildo … I mean is there a better one?
Maybe one with pickles …
i wanna collect green lightsabers, i dont know about anywhere else but here in the US a bunch of cereals were putting light up lightsaber spoons in the boxes, a green, a red, and a blue one, i’ve got all three 
and i dont even really like star wars, i haven’t seen any of the new ones, it just just that those spoons are really cool
Do the spoons cut through the milk like lightsabers or what
of course, i have multiple cuts on my toungue also
Can we ban Mr B. from starting new threads in the living room that have a “?” in them?
Yes, we could, but we don’t! 
This polls are fun.
Beats the heck out of all the spam threads
He, you didn’t pick an option. 
Yup, I picked Negotiator between The Hut and The Empire and the purple dildo one of course.
Why? What’s wrong?
Puberty