In the dark of night a little bottle knocked on my door, I did not understand it, and it didnt understand me. But I let the little bottle in, and it made friends with my other bottles, the Smirnoff brothers, Ms Bombay Sapphire and Herr Braastad. Finally it had found a place in life where it could feel safe and at home.
But alas, I still cannot understand it. So I put my faith in you.
The first one to tell me what it says wins a bigger penis.