What do pilots do when they are bored?

Hehe…this videoclip is very funny!

(download link at top of page)


Have a 720p version :smiley:


Note that it is horribly dubbed into anglais.

Great first post dutchjingles!! LMAO

Maybe this pilot was very bored

Aircraft Maintenance :slight_smile:

Apparently after every flight, Quantas pilots fill out a form, called a “gripe
Sheet,” which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The
mechanics correct the problems, document their repairs on the form, and
then pilots review the gripe sheets before the next flight.
Never let it be said that ground crews lack a sense of humour. :bigsmile: Here are
some actual maintenance complaints submitted by Quantas’ pilots and the
solutions recorded by maintenance engineers.

Here is the legend: P = The problem logged by the pilot; S = The
solution and action taken by mechanics.

P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement.
S: Almost replaced left inside main tire.
P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough.
S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft.
P: Something loose in cockpit.
S: Something tightened in cockpit.
P: Dead bugs on windshield.
S: Live bugs on back-order.
P: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 feet per minute descent.
S: Cannot reproduce problem on ground.
P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear.
S: Evidence removed.
P: DME volume unbelievably loud.
S: DME volume set to more believable level.
P: Friction locks cause the throttle levers to stick.
S: That’s what they’re for.
P: IFF inoperative.
S: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode.
P: Suspected crack in windshield.
S: Suspect you’re right.
P: Number 3 engine missing.
S: Engine found on right wing after brief search.
P: Aircraft handles funny. (I love this one!)
S: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right, and be serious.
P: Target radar hums.
S: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics.
P: Mouse in cockpit.
S: Cat installed.
P: Noise coming from under instrument panel. Sounds like a midget pounding on something with a hammer.
S: Took hammer away from midget

I think that they pretend to be dead and wait for the stewardess to enter the cabin and faint from shock. They did it on Family Guy, so it has to be true :stuck_out_tongue: .

Love each other.

pilots usually smoking pot and drinking on planes is common. it scary

LOL no wonder there are so many plane crashes LOL

Usually a big Boeing or Airbus fly’s itself. They can even land by themselves. Thats scary :smiley:

yeah the autopilot is good but when it comes to landing they still working out the bugs

somebody had some serious time on their hands to create that. it looks really good though! lol

they put plane on auto pilot and have the flight attendants do thier job of attending to their needs physically. i guess the attendants no how to suck on a stick and also do up in the air to lol