What can be found in your house?

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#1

“What can be found in your house?” :slight_smile:

Please mark all things that can be found in the house you live in…
Is doesn’t have to be yours, as long as it’s just there…


#2

Frozen Pizza’s (more then 2): yup
Unfinished home study course books: plenty, but occasionaly i get rid of them
Drugs (soft ones)
Weapons (like a gun…): But i assure you it’s a cigarette lighter. It just looks like a gun
Opera music (on CD, DVD): Disney’s Fantasia & Fantasia 2000 RULE
Piles of bills (payed or not…): plenty :slight_smile:


#3

Frozen pizza’s: yep, defenitely more than 2
A vibrator: yep, no comment
Washing machine: yep
Bible and Koran: yep, have both and some books about Boeddism
Homemade porn: yep, and I’m not sharing it :wink:
Opera music on CD: yep, bought 50CD’s of Brahms, Bach, Mozart, etc when I was in a crazy mood for €25
Pets: yep, my sweetie Amber
Donor codicil: yep, they can have everything


#4

wtf are warez :stuck_out_tongue:

and you forgot the most important thing

BEER!!!


#5

duh… every house has beer…

No beer, no life…! :slight_smile:


#6

A vibrator (doesn’t have to be purple) but for real it is purple
Washing machine…yeah i wash my own clothes…
Bible-i have a few
Fresh lettuce-i go to the store and buy groceries …every week…
Pets - i have 2 dogs…one lap dog…and one huge black lab…
Clothes that no longer fit you… (too large/small)both sorry to say 4 closets full of too big and too small ones…:smiley:


#7

Washing machine I have downstairs …
Lettuce -> something I don’t buy as I can only think of it’s use in hamburgers, which I rarely cook … besides lettuce tends to … liquefy … all over the bottom of the fridge :stuck_out_tongue:

1 Bible only … and lots of cd’s :slight_smile: Value unknown … although technically, probably not much, as alot is now very old :wink:


#8

Weapons (like a gun…) - 308 rifle, shot gun, 22, crossbow

Piles of bills (payed or not…) - lots

Warez, worth over $10.000 (Shop price) - pretty damn close

Washing machine - ya, better than doing it by hand


#9

Frozen Pizza’s (more then 2)
Weapons (like a gun…) rifles, all legal of course, and
Beer
What else do you need?


#10

washing machine

weapons
Mosin-Nagant 91/30
Ruger 10/22
Mossberg 185D
.54 caliber black powder rifle
.45 caliber black powder pistol

pets
8 siberian huskies
1 cat

warez
yeah i’d say i have more than $10 worth :stuck_out_tongue:

clothes that no longer fit (doesn’t everyone)


#11

Diapers (babys or else… ;)) - my sister’s pregnant
Frozen Pizza’s (more then 2)
A vibrator (doesn’t have to be purple) - very noisy…
Lego (must be “lego”!) - I love lego…
Washing machine
Drugs (Hard or soft ones)
Tampons (any size)
Fresh lettuce
Pets (yes even rats count) - cats
Piles of bills (payed or not…) - loads
Clothes that no longer fit you… (too large/small)


#12

LMAO A vibrator (doesn’t have to be purple) I can’t say i’ve noticed any difference in performance from one colour to the next :stuck_out_tongue:


#13

Washing machine.
(Martial Arts Training) Weapons (Legal, owning the necessary international certificate).
Bible and Koran.
Opera music on CD.
Yoga/Health Video.
Lego.


#14

Thigh Master
Ab Toner


#15

Frozen Pizza’s (more then 2) – Always!
A vibrator (doesn’t have to be purple) – Yep, and it’s purple (not mine though :p)
Unfinished home study course books – Stacks…
Washing machine – Damn nice LG one :slight_smile:
Homemade porn (Pic or Video) – Why should we have a videocamera otherwise?
Weapons (like a gun…) – I have this big knife…
Computers < 386XT (comodore 64, Atari, 8086, etc) – 386, 468, p1 to 4, Athlons, Atari 2600, C64, Amiga 1200, C128, MSX, XBOX
Opera music (on CD, DVD) – Yep I quite like some classic stuff once in a while
Pets (yes even rats count) – 2 hamsters, 1 fish and 1 cat
Warez, worth over $10.000 (Shop price) – As long as the university requires me to use software that doesn’t come with a student license
Piles of bills (payed or not…) – Both types, way too many
Clothes that no longer fit you… (too large/small) – Had too much beer
Donor codicil (stating you are a organdonor) – Check!


#16

Well, gonna add to my list.

Weapons (like a gun…) Shotguns
Washing machine, and
more Pizza and Beer


#17

Now it’s time for the next questions!

How can we interpretate this data, and what can be red between the lines.

Please analyse it and give me your conclusions…


#18

That we’re nerds without girlfriends? :stuck_out_tongue:


#19

Hmm… I tought the same thing! :iagree:

16.22% Is married? Or wants to when they have the money…
51.35% Can’t or doesn’t want to cook.
18.92% Is female or wants to be…
29.73% Is childish or has little brothers/sisters
21.62% Has no will power
24.32% Live on their own and still depend on mummy
37.84% Want to life in the Netherlands
67.57% Doesn’t have sex (or pays for it)
43.24% Can easily be deceived
32.43% Likes to watch his/her own white ass
18.92% Is unhappy with his/her body or state of mind
40.54% Is crewel, aggressive or afraid
37.84% Eats healthy and doesn’t depend on vitamin pills
37.84% Is a nerd, that can’t take distance from his former toys…
24.32% Thinks they have class
54.05% Needs more attention
59.46% Is a little thief
67.57% Has a lot of worries (shopaholic)
72.97% Is still in growth or has a eating disorder
18.92% Cares for other people

No offence guys… If you think that I misinterpreted this data, please prove me wrong… :slight_smile: