Frozen Pizza’s (more then 2) -- Always!
A vibrator (doesn't have to be purple) -- Yep, and it's purple (not mine though :p)
Unfinished home study course books -- Stacks....
Washing machine -- Damn nice LG one
Homemade porn (Pic or Video) -- Why should we have a videocamera otherwise?
Weapons (like a gun..) -- I have this big knife....
Computers < 386XT (comodore 64, Atari, 8086, etc) -- 386, 468, p1 to 4, Athlons, Atari 2600, C64, Amiga 1200, C128, MSX, XBOX
Opera music (on CD, DVD) -- Yep I quite like some classic stuff once in a while
Pets (yes even rats count) -- 2 hamsters, 1 fish and 1 cat
Warez, worth over $10.000 (Shop price) -- As long as the university requires me to use software that doesn't come with a student license
Piles of bills (payed or not..) -- Both types, way too many
Clothes that no longer fit you.. (too large/small) -- Had too much beer
Donor codicil (stating you are a organdonor) -- Check!