(Thanks to Sourceforge for my blatant image Linking).
Generally, if you’re a bloke, well, at least a blokey bloke, you’re probably wondering whether the underwear that you’re wearing that is creeping up your crotch will effect your future children. Perhaps you are pondering what you are gonna eat for lunch/dinner/breakfast. You’re probably wondering when you can get a opportunity to get your girlfriends clothes off & have a quick nookie.
For women, you’re probably pondering what everyone thinks about your new hairstyle & and whether that evil bitch for marketting is getting what she deserves from the new manager … and what your boyfriend thinks about your friends new boyfriend, and whether he also thinks he’s a bit of a snob, and whether your boyfriend/hubby REALLY wants to go on holiday overseas, or if he’s just saying it to make you happy, and whether he’s really asleep or just closing his eyes and pretending to snore so he doesn’t have to talk to you about his lack of committment, Ooh! I bet he is … he’s so gonna get it tomorrow morning. Damn it, I’m gonna kick him and wake him up now, but not really because he’s not really asleep but just pretending, and get him to explain to me why he doesn’t want to talk to me, the ungrateful bastard, after I cook and clean for him too!
Anyway! What are your innermost thoughts?