What a BEAUTIFUL Day

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#1

The mailman just delivered my tax refund check and I just closed my short position on the Vonage IPO. Drinks on me in the CDFreaks Pub…
Now I have to go to Lowes and buy my wife one of those mission control BBQ’s. Buy natural gas futures…

I’m a happy pessimist. I expect and prepare for the worst and when it doesn’t happen I am pleasantly surprised. /.


#2

Good news pipemanid, splash the cash !!!

My missus ‘demanded’ a gas barbie last year. I didn’t fancy one but now I must admit, they’re bloody marvellous !!!


#3

Your missus must be related to mine… She wants one of those stainless steel behemoths capable of cooking a herd of cattle all at once. It’s nicer than our kitchen setup…

Women, can’t live with 'em, can’t make misogynistic generalizations without 'em. /.


#4

LOL, I used to work with an old guy who once said to me about women ‘They all went to the same school lad!’ I didn’t know what he meant at the time but as the years have gone by, I know exactly what he meant :bigsmile:


#5

It’s in the genes…or jeans.

They call it PMS because MadCow Disease was already taken. /.


#6

Listen to you two…:bigsmile:


#7

Yup…just like a couple of girls. :iagree:

My wife and I divorced over religious differences. I thought I was God and she didn’t. /.


#8

I nearly said “mother hens” :bigsmile:


#9

Tell us though Arachne, it’s true isn’t it, come on, own up :slight_smile:


#10

Isn’t what true? :stuck_out_tongue:


#11

LOL, you know, all you girls think the same, deep down :slight_smile: :slight_smile:


#12

Possibly, but then so do you guys :wink:


#13

Obviously you aren’t married, because if you were you would realize that a married man isn’t allowed to think…providing they were properly trained.

…and I was totally like, you know, “whatever”


#14

LOL! You guessed correctly. :bigsmile:

Edit: must be nice getting a tax refund cheque though - my ex is American, and I can remember him getting one for something like $300. Not bad, considering he hadn’t been employed long :slight_smile:


#15

Haha, men do most of their thinking in their pants.


#16

Our tax refund (both fed and state) came several weeks ago and mrs already allocated them for this summer vacation, camping, boys summer camps, etc.

Still was a beatiful day since I got some leftover for upgrading my PC. :stuck_out_tongue:


#17

Do I detect a little hostility?

The optimist thinks this is the best of all possible worlds; the pessimist fears this is true. /.


#18

Nope, just an observation :slight_smile:


#19

I didn’t think it was hostile, just honest. There’s even a joke about it, if I can pull it from my moth-eaten brain :bigsmile:


#20

Hmm let me see…

If I’m at work I think outside my pants
If I’m at home with kids, I can’t think
After 10PM and passed kids bedtime, hmm…