This morning, from a cave somewhere in Pakistan , Taliban
Minister of Migration, Mohammed Omar, warned the United States that if
military action against Iraq/Afghanistan continues, Taliban
authorities will cut off America 's supply of convenience store managers and
candidates for President of the United States .
And if this action does not yield sufficient results, cab
drivers will be next, followed by Dell and AOL customer service reps.,
and then Motel 6 managers.
It’s getting ugly.