I probably wouldn't be the best prospect for this job.
WB Exec: Okay, Duke, we need your help catching pirates.
Duke: Like Blackbeard?
WB Exec: Errr, no. Like people who illegally download our movies.
Duke: Oh, okay. Umm, what time is it?
WB Exec: 9 am. Why?
Duke: My cam copy of Clash of the Titans should be downloaded by now. Gotta run.
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