Urgent Assistance - From Usa


202.456.1414 / 202.456.1111
FAX: 202.456.2461

Dear Sir / Madam,

I am GEORGE WALKER BUSH, son of the former president of the United States of America George Herbert Walker Bush, and currently serving as President of the United States of America. This letter might surprise you because we have not met neither in person nor by correspondence. I came to know of you in my search for a reliable and reputable person to handle a very confidential business transaction, which involves the transfer of a huge sum of money to an account requiring maximum confidence.

I am writing you in absolute confidence primarily to seek your assistance in acquiring oil funds that are presently trapped in the republic of Iraq. My partners and I solicit your assistance in completing a transaction begun by my father, who has long been actively engaged in the extraction of petroleum in the United States of America, and bravely served his country as director of the United States Central Intelligence Agency.

In the decade of the nineteen-eighties, my father, then vice-president of the United States of America, sought to work with the good offices of the President of the Republic of Iraq to regain lost oil revenue sources in the neighboring Islamic republic of Iran. This unsuccessful venture was soon followed by a falling-out with his Iraqi partner, who sought to acquire additional oil revenue sources in the neighboring emirate of Kuwait, a wholly-owned U.S.-British subsidiary.

My father re-secured the petroleum assets of Kuwait in 1991 at a cost of sixty-one billion u.s. dollars ($61,000,000,000). Out of that cost, thirty-six billion dollars ($36,000,000,000) were supplied by his partners in the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia and other persian gulf monarchies, and sixteen billion dollars ($16,000,000,000) by German and Japanese partners. But my father’s former Iraqi business partner remained in control of the republic of Iraq and its petroleum reserves.

My family is calling for your urgent assistance in funding the removal of the President of the Republic of Iraq and acquiring the petroleum assets of his country, as compensation for the costs of removing him from power. Unfortunately, our partners from 1991 are not willing to shoulder the burden of this new venture, which in its upcoming phase may cost the sum of 100 billion to 200 billion dollars ($100,000,000,000 - $200,000,000,000), both in the initial acquisition and in long-term management.

Without the funds from our 1991 partners, we would not be able to acquire the oil revenue trapped within Iraq. That is why my family and our colleagues are urgently seeking your gracious assistance. Our distinguished colleagues in this business transaction include the sitting vice-president of the United States of America, Richard Cheney, who is an original partner in the Iraq venture and former head of the Halliburton oil company, and Condoleeza Rice, whose professional dedication to the venture was demonstrated in the naming of a Chevron oil tanker after her.

I would beseech you to transfer a sum equaling ten to twenty-five percent (10-25 %) of your yearly income to our account to aid in this important venture. The internal revenue service of the United States of America will function as our trusted intermediary. I propose that you make this transfer before the fifteenth (15th) of the month of April.

I know that a transaction of this magnitude would make anyone apprehensive and worried. But I am assuring you that all will be well at the end of the day. A bold step taken shall not be regretted, I assure you. Please do be informed that this business transaction is 100% legal. If you do not wish to co-operate in this transaction, please contact our intermediary representatives to further discuss the matter.

I pray that you understand our plight. My family and our colleagues will be forever grateful. Please reply in strict confidence to the contact numbers below.

Sincerely with warm regards,

George Walker Bush

Switchboard: 202.456.1414
Comments: 202.456.1111
Fax: 202.456.2461
Email: president@whitehouse.gov

WTF! your spaming the LR now ! :a

Spamming the LR “now” implies that I have spammed other forums…get your facts straight before making yourself look like a fool…
Read the post…
Does humor ring a bell…

I’m there … while I’m at it, would George Bush like my credit card details, birth certificate & phot ID so he can open a few new CC’s in my name? :wink:

Any and all assistance will be appreciated…
I’m sure he already has the details needed…
Perhaps you would like to join the US Army and be all you can be.

I feel the need to pull myself to together & join the US army … and then become one with my custom user title :wink:

Excellent point.

I can see it now … Hordes of little old ladies descending on the white house, riots, chanting, fires, malatov cocktails, aforementioned little old ladies demanding George Bush returns their hard-earned money.

The panic and confusion in the white house, surrounded by fires & the junior clerks scanning previous policy changes to determine WTF they’ve done lately to piss them off …

And the opposing force of MIB’s armed to the teeth with tear-gas grenades & sand bags for their Non-lethal weapons.

It’s all for the children…or either you’re with us or part of the terrorist crowd.

oh what the hell…how about i just send my routing bank number…they can access all my accounts from there :slight_smile:

The IRS and NSA has that information on file, but thanks for your contribution anyway…

… umm I should have added a *wink so it was clear that my post was irony … ahh

Yeah it`s kinda funny when you get a mail from Bush about the oilmoney :bigsmile:

If it were up to me I’d send a copy of this along with the IP address to the FBI.

Spamming is one thing but impersonating a public figure is another.

I get these kinds of e-mails all the time… I hope nobody will fall for this !

P.S. OOOOPS - that was a joke ? Well too late, your info is with the FBI now, try telling them that in the morning when they come knocking on your door. “Oh sir, it was a joke I will never do this again I swear” :slight_smile:


It’s a JOKE… A parody of the Nigerian e-mail scams. Did you have your funny bone removed or just don’t get it?
Flame away.
Well there goes my Top Secret Security Clearance…

It would be even funnier if it wasn’t very close to the truth! :bigsmile:

[does any one have the serial number for the sims

It’s a phony. I know this because GW would never write something so long without making errors.

True…the grammar [B]is[/B] quite correct. Can’t be W with his I.Q. of 75!