A friend sent this to me, so I thought I would pass it along.
Ways Sony Plans to Celebrate Their Blu-Ray Victory
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Add rootkit code to all Blu-Ray DVDs.
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Send solid gold fruit basket to Time Warner.
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Change name of Blu-Ray to something more meaningful. Like HD-DVD.
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Get unused "Victory for Betamax" banners out of storage. Edit them for the party.
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Call guys at Toshiba, and play Beck's "Loser" over the phone.
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Watch Rising Sun on their HD-DVD player.
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Release next generation of Higher-Definition video.
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Get T-shirts printed up that say, "The HD stands for Hopeless Despair" and send them to engineers at Toshiba.
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Raise price on Playstation 3 by $100.
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Release Gigli on Blu-Ray.
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Savor the brief moment of victory, while preparing for the next embarrassing defeat.