Thoughtless Thoughts

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#1

Do not put any thought into what you are about to write. Just type it as it comes to you and if it doesn’t make sense then so be it. I’ll start:


#2

Microsoft sucks.
Linux annoys the piss out of me.
Lemons are yummy :slight_smile:
girls are yummier though, but with a squeeze of lemon…


#3

There was a guy named Dave
Who hid a dead whore in a cave.
He said, “I admit, she does smell a bit,”
“But look at the money I save.”


#4

I’ve gotta piss.


#5

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee !


#6

I’m in the club with my homies, tryna get a lil V-I, keep it down on the low key, cause you know how it feels.
I said shorty she was checkin up on me, from the game she was spittin my ear you’d think that she knew me.


#7

Woohoo, I got my NEC ND-2510A
Woohoo, I got my NEC ND-2510A
Woohoo, I got my NEC ND-2510A
Woohoo, I got my NEC ND-2510A
Woohoo, I got my NEC ND-2510A
Woohoo, I got my NEC ND-2510A
Woohoo, I got my NEC ND-2510A
Woohoo, I got my NEC ND-2510A
Woohoo, I got my NEC ND-2510A
Woohoo, I got my NEC ND-2510A
Woohoo, I got my NEC ND-2510A
Woohoo, I got my NEC ND-2510A
Woohoo, I got my NEC ND-2510A
Woohoo, I got my NEC ND-2510A
Woohoo, I got my NEC ND-2510A


#8

Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die,
One for the Dark Lordd on his Dark throne
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.

Creepy.


#9

W00t


#10

1337


#11

2mbit 2mbit 2mbit 2mbit 2mbit 2mbit 2mbit 2mbit 2mbit 2mbit 2mbit 2mbit 2mbit 2mbit 2mbit 2mbit 2mbit 2mbit 2mbit 2mbit 2mbit 2mbit 2mbit 2mbit!
I have 2mbit 2mbit 2mbit 2mbit 2mbit!


#12

512k512k512k512k512k512k512k512k512k512k512k512k512k512k512k512k512k512k512k512k512k512k512k512k512k512k512k512k512k512k512k512k512k512k512k512k512k512k512k512k512k512k512k512k512k512k512k512k
that’s all i got :frowning:


#13

no wait 700 odd actually (just got upgraded)


#14

why must the weather be bad…


#15

i hate rain ! :frowning: :frowning:


#16

we all do


#17

I’m hungry!


#18

I just ate


#19

food is good


#20

There is no spoon.