Here y'all go-eh!
A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously
divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband,
"Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin".
"What?" Said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've
been married ten times?
Husband #1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great it's
going to be.
Husband #2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was
supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and call me.
Husband #3 was from Field Services; he said everything checked out
diagnostically, but he just couldn't get the system up.
Husband #4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order,
he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.
Husband #5 was an Engineer; he understood the basic process but wanted
three years to research, implement and design a new state-of-the-art method.
Husband #6 was from Finance and Administration; he thought he knew
how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
Husband #7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never
sure how to position it.
Husband #8 was a Psychiatrist; all he ever did was talk about it.
Husband #9 was a Gynecologist; all he did was look at it.
Husband #10 was a Stamp Collector; all he ever did was ....... it. God I
"But now I have married you, I'm so excited!"
"Good", said the husband, "but why?"
"You're a Tax Man......This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"
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