Things No One Will Tell Fat Girls... So I Will


  1. Everyone has rolls when they bend over. Everyone
  2. When people say “you’re gorgeous,” believe them
  3. Arm flab is embarrassing
  4. You’re not stunning despite your body. You’re stunning because of your body.
  5. A guy can pick you up off your feet, and it won’t break his back
  6. You don’t need to exercise every day in order to feel better about yourself
  7. You’re allowed to fall in love with yourself. I promise.


Obviously it is relative. Depends on a person’s definition of fat. I would disagree on the Arm Flab being embarrassing though.

This pic is proof of that


There’s a saying among 4x4 truck enthusiasts…

The reason guys drive lifted vehicles is because fat chicks can’t jump.

Ever see the bumper sticker:

“Fat people are harder to kidnap”

Some people might describe me as fat… I’m 6’4" and a few cheese burgers short of 300lbs… I’d be real hard to kidnap, I’m armed and I shoot competitively.

I’m also tall enough to step into my lifted 4x4.
I have a step for my girlfriend to climb in.


I have some bellyfat but overall most wouldn’t call me fat.
6’ even & 205lbs.

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