Here's an idea that I thought I thought people might find entertaining so I'll float this and see where it goes.
What's the best or most amusing story you can come up with, all described with smileys found anywhere online.
If anyone's not sure about how to insert smileys external to this site directly into the text, just use the insert picture icon and paste in the URL of the smiley required.
Here's my own (feeble) effort but I'm sure you guys can do better!
Once upon a time there was a girl who was a cheerleader.
She won first prize at her local cheerleading competition.
Which made her very very happy.
So she went to a movie with a friend to celebrate.
Then they went to a rock concert.
It was one of those tribute concerts with Dave Grohl on drums.
Vanessa Mae on the violin.
Gene Simmons on guitar.
And John Lydon, and Lemmy on vocals!
The two friends both got drunk.
Then the fight started!
One girl hit the other one very hard.
Who went out like a light.
And the first girl was arrested.
The Court made her write an apology.
Then sign an agreement to keep the peace.
The two friends realised they'd been stirring things up over nothing though.
And there was no point in arguing any longer.
So they became the best of friends and lived happily ever after. Aww!