The mobile spirits want you to feel happy!

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From CNN.com repots a new form of money making scheme (at least that is my opinion) , yet it's incredibly funny :slight_smile:

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Don't despair -- salvation could be just a new mobile phone tone away, according to the principles of "phone shui."

The 21st century take on the ancient Chinese art of feng shui promises "all good things" to those who put the art of harmonious living to use through the omnipresent earpiece.

A Web site launched on Wednesday by feng shui expert to the stars Paul Darby and mobile phone retailer phones4U invites the UK's 28 million mobile phone users to log on and receive a phone shui diagnosis.

Darby said mobile phone users need to understand that their ring tones and how they answer, text and charge their phones can help bring "positive energy" to their lives.

Visitors to the site www.phoneshui.co.uk are asked to answer a set of questions to determine their character type. They are then told how they can get the most from their mobiles to improve high-priority areas of their lives.

Techno-age twist

Must-haves for those looking to spice up their love lives are a pink phone cover and ring tones such as "Endless Love" and "Something Stupid."

Faltering lovers are also told they can rekindle the flame by tying their mobile phones together with a red ribbon and charging them together in the southwest corner of their homes or offices.

Placing an elephant design on their phones should give a boost to those looking to jump-start their careers, while a blue phone with a frog or fish logo could help those looking for a life of riches.

Darby said the techno-age twist on the ancient philosophy could help people cope with the stresses and strains of everyday life.

"I think combining feng shui with one of the items we use most in life, the mobile phone, will provide vital wellbeing on a wide scale for our hectic modern lives," he said in a statement.

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I filled in their questionaire and they came up with this :

"The perfect phone for you will feature bright (but not red) colours. It will be efficient , small and easy to operate with one distinctive feature - either ringtone , shape , colour or an unusual facility"

They also want me to choose a blue or black cover for my future phone , with the symbol of a tortoise. Also i have to carry a small elephant ornament close to the phone and i can only recharge my phone in the northern sector of my home. It's best to charge my phone in the morning , when my energy is very yang. This is good for business.


#2

Originally posted by Mr. Belvedere
They also want me to choose a blue or black cover for my future phone , with the symbol of a tortoise. Also i have to carry a small elephant ornament close to the phone and i can only recharge my phone in the northern sector of my home. It’s best to charge my phone in the morning , when my energy is very yang. This is good for business.

I always wonder what kind of people believe this crap. But for the ones who invented it: money money. Maybe I should start something like that too. “Every time you have a new girlfriend who is absolutely stunning, you must have her tested … by me. Only then you will have good sex (and so will I)” :bigsmile:


#3

:wink:

do you need help…lol…our any beta-testers Dansmug


#4

I totally agree, that this has only to do with money money and once again money…

As longs as ppl believe this kind of nonsense, ppl will keep on buying and companies will keep on earning. That’s bussiness!