As you might know , People who are asked to give their insights on a soccer match can come up with the weirdest grammar and unlogical sentences you have ever seen :
Our first goal was pure textile.
75% of what happens to Paul Gascoigne in his life is fiction. Glenn Hoddle
You weigh up the pros and cons and put them in chronological order. Dave Bassett
Who should be there at the far post but yours truly, Alan Shearer. Colin Hendry
The crowd, a cacophony of colour.
The World Cup is every four years, so it’s going to be a perennial problem.
All the cul-de-sacs are closed for Scotland.
Liverpool will be without Kvarme tonight - he’s illegible.
Hagi is a brilliant player, but we’re not going to get psychedelic over him.
There is great harmonium in the dressing room.
Sir Alf Ramsey
Okay, so we lost, but good things can come from it - negative and positive.
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