The crowd, a cacophony of colour

As you might know , People who are asked to give their insights on a soccer match can come up with the weirdest grammar and unlogical sentences you have ever seen :

Our first goal was pure textile.
John Lambie
75% of what happens to Paul Gascoigne in his life is fiction. Glenn Hoddle

You weigh up the pros and cons and put them in chronological order. Dave Bassett

Who should be there at the far post but yours truly, Alan Shearer. Colin Hendry

The crowd, a cacophony of colour.
Peter Drury

The World Cup is every four years, so it’s going to be a perennial problem.
Gary Lineker

All the cul-de-sacs are closed for Scotland.
Joe Jordan

Liverpool will be without Kvarme tonight - he’s illegible.
Jimmy Armfield

Hagi is a brilliant player, but we’re not going to get psychedelic over him.
Andy Roxborough

There is great harmonium in the dressing room.
Sir Alf Ramsey

Okay, so we lost, but good things can come from it - negative and positive.
Glenn Hoddle

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I thought you didn’t like soccer? :slight_smile: