You mean like this…?
"The lead singer of Massive Attack has been emitting a high-pitched hum for the past seven years which is summoning the whale population of the world to the Thames. Within 15 years, it will be fully clogged with whale carcasses and these will act as a natural barrier against rising tides after the full onset of global warming.
London will become the last remaining dry bit of western Europe and, like Venice in the 1400s, will become a major, mercantile nation-state powerful enough to take on the might of China. A huge Cockney empire will expand westwards, absorbing Ireland and most of North America, with each member of Massive Attack designated a prince of one of the regions, apart from Andrew Vowles, who left because he disagreed with the artistic direction of the group."
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