The complete and detailed Aussie-Borg Counteract 2004
My fellow forumpeople ,
Today we stand for one of the greatest terrors ever known to man. The Australian Empire (tm) has developed a biotechnological virus to annex people and computers. I will now explain in detail why we have to fight this and how we can fight this.
We start 750 million years ago.
Nobody even knew Australia by then and people had never heard of the Borg at all. This was soon to be changed. I for one , blame television and crappy beer.
The Australian government slowly began to enlighten its countrymen and -women , that they should expand.
Some of them thought about this for a few seconds and started drinking more beer. It took several years for them to realise their government meant expaning their terrirory , not their own bodies.
Everybody knows the Borg. If you have been on the internet for at least 12.5 seconds , you defenitely have been searching for a hot nude picture of Jery Ryan. Do not be fooled ! This is one evil woman !
Just look at her !
But thanks to the ignorance and intelligence of most people , she managed to fool everyone ! She is part of the axix of evil and must be crushed ! But first i want a date with her. If you see her in real life , please pm me asap.
The Australians and the Borg
Recent developments have been going on inside the Australian government. People have been asked to infiltrate , listen and (in some cases) cause havoc all over the internet.
You have already heard about the stories how Sherman Networks (Kazaa) has been annexed inside the Australian government !
Current events show that more and more Australians are happy to fight for the cause of their government/Borg beliefs. They are merciless , ruthless and they can't speak decent english. (The horror !)
THIS HAS TO STOP !
It has come to our information that the Aussie-Borg have developed a biotechnical weapon. They invade people's privacy , adapt their user settings and make them type things they don't want to type. YOUR FREEDOM IS AT STAKE HERE ! The virus can either be uploaded via ftp , irc , telnet or directly injected into the body of the harmless victim. Servers are slowly progressing to Australian territory and it seems unstoppable !
Our UN representative Hemispasm has been working on several vaccines and seemed to have succeeded ..
Until a week ago .. Dr. Hemi was suddenly not available for contact and we believe he has been abducted by the Aussie-Borgs to work for him. His signatures are already explaining he does not want to be a member of the Aussie-Borg , but the will may be strong , but the flesh is weak. (Amen). We of the resistance honor Dr. Hemi and hope to free him from the grasp of terror.
It is time to call upon all of you ! I have been chosen by the well respected Dr. Hemi to lead you to freedom ! We have little opportunity , but we will prevail !
We must stand for our rights and we must show them ! Tell everyone you do NOT want to be a member of the Aussie-Borg !
We must fight ! United we stand ! I will not sit by and watch defenseless how my fellow forumpeople are slaughtered and raised with beliefs they have never heard of !
The symptonms of a assimilated forummember :
- Their posts start with "Oi"
- Their posts end with "Oi "
Keywords to look for inside posts are :
- Bugger (off) !
- Blimey !
- Resistance is Futile !
- Crikey !
- Senoir Admin
- Did you see that 'gator !?
- Thanks Skippy
- Rrrrreeeealllly beautiful weather
If you spot suchs posts. REPORT THEM IMMEDIATELY ! My powers are limited , but if we act fast we can stop the invasion !
What can YOU do for YOUR FORUM !
United we stand and we must act upon it !
They can change almost every detail inside your user setup , but their virus cannot hold on to ONE LAST THING !
Your AVATAR !
Show people you are willing to fight the resistance ! Tell them via your AVATAR ! Tell every assimilated drone they have to stop ! Tell them by showing them your "IN YOUR FACE BORG! " avatar !
Unfortunately the resistance has no power to change your assimilated user title , but your avatar is still yours ! Fight for freedom and SHOW that you do !
Acceptable avatars are :
FIGHT THE BORG !!! UNITED WE STAND !! WE NEED YOUR SUPPORT !