CDF MEMBERS â€“ BEWARE OF THE AUSSIE BORG!!!
Whats the Aussie Borg you say? Some of you are already familiar with it, hell some of you have already been assimilated by it. For those of you that are still alive, breathing clean air, drinking water and not that puny aussie excuse for a beer and donâ€™t ride in kangaroo pouches this guide might come in handy when you are being pursued by the Aussie Borg.
AUSSIE BORG: What is it?
Well its rather complex and simple at the same time. The Aussie Borg is all and nothing at the same time. Its nowhere and everywhere. Its dark and vicious yet its invisible. One thing is for sure. Its LETHAL! And it wants your souls.
It all started with the addition of FutureProof to the CDFreaks Team, on October 2001. FutureProof had only one devious plan when doing so, infiltrating within the Scandinavian â€“ Italian management at the time and install an Aussie Borg Management. His plans involve of course World Domination, and getting CDF is just the gateway to do it.
He finally managed to do it with the help of Philamber on April 1, 2004. Together they managed to add a lot of Aussies in the Moderating Team, preparing the background for the final Revolution.
Philamber is cunning and cruel but as a lawyer very fond of sweet $$$ so there is a weakness there we can use against him
Resistance is fighting back pretty strong but help is needed.
If you already refer to your buddies as â€œmatesâ€ and start talking with â€œOiâ€ etc youâ€™re in the first stage of assimilation. The next and final stage involves drinking huge amounts of crappy aussie beer and jumping around like a kangaroo all day and night. From that point on there is no turning backâ€¦
HOW TO HELP
Post under this post requesting to be part of the Resistance. You will then be given a custom anti Borg status (if we get some inside help for our cause) together with some ABDS and anti Borg guns to fight for the cause.
This has been posted rather late; still it might help the cause. I feel the virus jumping around inside me playing like a kangaroo and unless something changes pretty quickly I will be 100% assimilated…