Strangest Song Titles



thread title says it all.
List some of the strangest song titles you know.

Pavement - Power of the unseen Picket Fence
Whale - Hobo Humpin Slobo Babe


Austin Lounge Lizards - Jesus Loves Me But He Can’t Stand You
Austin Lounge Lizards - The Dogs They Really Miss You
Billy Hill & The Redneck Invasion - Billy The One Handed Retard
Dan Hicks & The Hot Licks - How Can I Miss You If you Won’t Go Away?
Junior Brown - You’re Wanted By The Police And My Wife Thinks You’re Dead


camper van beethoven - take the skinheads bowling
butthole surfers - The Revenge of Anus Presley
butthole surfers - Bar-B-Q Pope
butthole surfers - I Saw an X-Ray of a Girl Passing Gas
butthole surfers - Chewin’ George Lucas’ Chocolate
butthole surfers - The Shah Sleeps In Lee Harvey’s Grave
(these guys are from my neck of the woods)


Drive By Truckers - The President’s Penis Is Missing
Drive By Truckers - Panties In Your Purse
Foddershock - Wipe Your Eyes And Shut Your Mouth
Foddershock - I’m A Woodpecker (She’s My Tree)
Ween - Spinal Menengitis Got Me Down
Ween - Poopship Destroyer


Those are Fuckt up.I actually have those weens but I haven’t listened to them in foirever.


Budgie: Nude Disintegrating Parachutist Woman.
Budgie: Hot As A Docker’s Armpit.
Budgie: You’re the Biggest Thing Since Powdered Milk.
Nashville Pussy: Gonna Hitchhike Down to Cincinnati and Kick the S**t Outta Your Drunk Daddy


Camper Van Beethoven - The Day That Lassie Went To The Moon
3 Dead Trolls In A Baggie - Two Dollar Whore
Flaming Lips - Lightning Strikes The Postman
Tom Waits - Christmas Card From A Hooker In Minneapolis
Ween - Don’t Shit Where You Eat
Dandy Warhols - Not If You Were The Last Junkie On Earth
Modest Mouse - A Manic Depressive Named Laughing Boy


“Roll Me Over In The Clover” by unknown

“Cockeyed Jenny” by the Barton Bros.

“Murrieta Hot Springs” by Mickey Katz (Joel Grey’s father)


It’s a bit mean/racist/sexist etc. but most of Anal Cunt’s song names are funny as hell. Some funny ones are:

You Look Divorced
I Just Saw The Gayest Guy On Earth
You Got Date Raped
You Have Goals
You Look Adopted
Your Band’s In The Cut-Out Bin
Because You’re Old
Your Kid Is Deformed
You’re Old (Fuck You)
Windchimes Are Gay
Ha, Ha Your Wife Left You

Here are the funny ones…
I Became A Counselor So I Could Tell Rape Victims They Asked For It
I Sent Concentration Camp Footage To Americas Funniest Home Videos
I Sent A Thankyou Card To The Guy That Raped You
I Lit Your Baby On Fire
I Intentionally Ran Over Your Dog
I Snuck A Retard In To A Sperm Bank
Woman, Nature’s Punching Bag
Your Kid Committed Suicide Because You Suck
I Made You’re Kid Get AIDS, So You Could Watch It Die
I Made Fun Of You Because Your Kid Just Died
Domestic Violence Is Really Really Really Funny
I Sold Your Dog To A Chinese Restaurant
You Were Too Ugly To Rape, So I Just Beat The Shit Out Of You
If You Don’t Like The Village People, You’re Fucking Gay
The Word Homophobic Is Gay

They’re mean… but some are funny


You really should talk to someone…


I’ll take that as a compliment.




The Simpsons - Planet of The Apes, The Muscial!!

“Dr. Zaus, Dr. Zaus, Dr. Zaus!!”


D.A.D. - It’swhenit’swrongit’sright
D.A.D. - Helpyourselfish


:bow::bow::bow::bow: :bigsmile::bigsmile::bigsmile:

mata ratos - a minha sogra é um boi
- my mother-in-law is an OX :bigsmile::bigsmile::bigsmile::bigsmile::bigsmile:


LOL Don’t worry Cerb, so is mine :bigsmile:


anthrax - free dirty needles
flaming lips - psychiatric explorations of the fetus with needles
flaming lips - guy who got a headache and accidentally saved the world
flaming lips - hell’s angels cracker factory


“A lap dance is so much better when the sitter is crying”


99% of Frank Zappa’s tunes:

  • Tryin’ To Grow a Chin
  • Redneck Eats
  • Gee, I Like Your Pants
  • The Mammy Nuns
  • Hungry Freaks, Daddy
  • Call Any Vegetable
  • Billy The Mountain
  • Didja Get Any Onya?
    and can’t forget
  • Dinah-Moe Humm

Just a tiny drop from the Zappa universe.
You get the idea.


All songs by “big stick”, like “Jesus was born on an indian reservation” or “I Look Like Shit”

Might be even the stangest music too… :slight_smile: