Strangest Song Titles

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#1

thread title says it all.
List some of the strangest song titles you know.

Pavement - Power of the unseen Picket Fence
Whale - Hobo Humpin Slobo Babe


#2

Austin Lounge Lizards - Jesus Loves Me But He Can’t Stand You
Austin Lounge Lizards - The Dogs They Really Miss You
Billy Hill & The Redneck Invasion - Billy The One Handed Retard
Dan Hicks & The Hot Licks - How Can I Miss You If you Won’t Go Away?
Junior Brown - You’re Wanted By The Police And My Wife Thinks You’re Dead


#3

camper van beethoven - take the skinheads bowling
butthole surfers - The Revenge of Anus Presley
butthole surfers - Bar-B-Q Pope
butthole surfers - I Saw an X-Ray of a Girl Passing Gas
butthole surfers - Chewin’ George Lucas’ Chocolate
butthole surfers - The Shah Sleeps In Lee Harvey’s Grave
(these guys are from my neck of the woods)


#4

Drive By Truckers - The President’s Penis Is Missing
Drive By Truckers - Panties In Your Purse
Foddershock - Wipe Your Eyes And Shut Your Mouth
Foddershock - I’m A Woodpecker (She’s My Tree)
Ween - Spinal Menengitis Got Me Down
Ween - Poopship Destroyer


#5

Those are Fuckt up.I actually have those weens but I haven’t listened to them in foirever.


#6

Budgie: Nude Disintegrating Parachutist Woman.
Budgie: Hot As A Docker’s Armpit.
Budgie: You’re the Biggest Thing Since Powdered Milk.
Nashville Pussy: Gonna Hitchhike Down to Cincinnati and Kick the S**t Outta Your Drunk Daddy


#7

Camper Van Beethoven - The Day That Lassie Went To The Moon
3 Dead Trolls In A Baggie - Two Dollar Whore
Flaming Lips - Lightning Strikes The Postman
Tom Waits - Christmas Card From A Hooker In Minneapolis
Ween - Don’t Shit Where You Eat
Dandy Warhols - Not If You Were The Last Junkie On Earth
Modest Mouse - A Manic Depressive Named Laughing Boy


#8

“Roll Me Over In The Clover” by unknown

“Cockeyed Jenny” by the Barton Bros.

“Murrieta Hot Springs” by Mickey Katz (Joel Grey’s father)


#9

It’s a bit mean/racist/sexist etc. but most of Anal Cunt’s song names are funny as hell. Some funny ones are:

You Look Divorced
I Just Saw The Gayest Guy On Earth
You Got Date Raped
You Have Goals
You Look Adopted
Your Band’s In The Cut-Out Bin
Because You’re Old
Your Kid Is Deformed
You’re Old (Fuck You)
Windchimes Are Gay
Ha, Ha Your Wife Left You

Here are the funny ones…
I Became A Counselor So I Could Tell Rape Victims They Asked For It
I Sent Concentration Camp Footage To Americas Funniest Home Videos
I Sent A Thankyou Card To The Guy That Raped You
I Lit Your Baby On Fire
I Intentionally Ran Over Your Dog
I Snuck A Retard In To A Sperm Bank
Woman, Nature’s Punching Bag
Your Kid Committed Suicide Because You Suck
I Made You’re Kid Get AIDS, So You Could Watch It Die
I Made Fun Of You Because Your Kid Just Died
Domestic Violence Is Really Really Really Funny
I Sold Your Dog To A Chinese Restaurant
You Were Too Ugly To Rape, So I Just Beat The Shit Out Of You
If You Don’t Like The Village People, You’re Fucking Gay
The Word Homophobic Is Gay

They’re mean… but some are funny


#10

You really should talk to someone…


#11

I’ll take that as a compliment.


#12

:bigsmile:


#13

The Simpsons - Planet of The Apes, The Muscial!!

“Dr. Zaus, Dr. Zaus, Dr. Zaus!!”


#14

D.A.D. - It’swhenit’swrongit’sright
D.A.D. - Helpyourselfish


#15

:bow::bow::bow::bow: :bigsmile::bigsmile::bigsmile:

mata ratos - a minha sogra é um boi
- my mother-in-law is an OX :bigsmile::bigsmile::bigsmile::bigsmile::bigsmile:


#16

LOL Don’t worry Cerb, so is mine :bigsmile:


#17

anthrax - free dirty needles
flaming lips - psychiatric explorations of the fetus with needles
flaming lips - guy who got a headache and accidentally saved the world
flaming lips - hell’s angels cracker factory


#18

“A lap dance is so much better when the sitter is crying”


#19

99% of Frank Zappa’s tunes:

  • Tryin’ To Grow a Chin
  • Redneck Eats
  • Gee, I Like Your Pants
  • The Mammy Nuns
  • Hungry Freaks, Daddy
  • Call Any Vegetable
  • Billy The Mountain
  • Didja Get Any Onya?
    and can’t forget
  • Dinah-Moe Humm

Just a tiny drop from the Zappa universe.
You get the idea.


#20

All songs by “big stick”, like “Jesus was born on an indian reservation” or “I Look Like Shit”

Might be even the stangest music too… :slight_smile: