Time : 20:10 Central European Summer Time
Application : ICQ
Action of Application : Annoying popup on my desktop
Message : "Uh yeah hi , can you teach me how to hack?"
My action : Decline invitation
Action i would like to do : Decline invitation , send 10,000 volts on his modem and make sure the fuckwit never ever disturbs me again. I would like to see the body of the fuckwit barbecued over an open fire , then thrown to a pack of hungry wolves and watch as they rip open the corpse as i rip open another can of beer.
Time : 20:22 Central European Summer Time
Application : MSN Messenger
Action of Application : DING! and popup
Message : apart from zillions of smileys , the message "Hi ! Do you have porn ?"
My action : (deep sigh) ignore user , disable user to ever contact me again and close msn
Action i would like to do : Upload a bad ass trojan , masked as a "the huge tits of pamela anderson up close.jpg.pif" and make sure his computer explodes in front of his freckled pimpled face
Time : 21:07 Central European Summer Time
Application : Mirc and of course some channels
Action of application : "Hi ! Do you have the crack for this game ?"
My Action : type "No"
Action of application : "What do you mean , No !?"
My action : Close channel and ignore user
Action i would like to do : Report the person to the feds , make sure he gets sentenced. Or should i just upload another virus in the form of "crack.exe" ?
Time : 22:30 Central European Summer Time
Application : Internet Explorer , browsing some url
Action of URL : big flash popup "Click here and get 3 cd's for free !"
My action : ignore flash , close url and browse another url
Action i would like to do : Crash the motherfuckers website. I don't hate commercials , but i absolutely hate freaking popups. Death to popups and the hell with the internet ! I'm sick of it ! Bloody hell, is it really too much to ask for a peaceful chitchat and some surfing once in a while ?
Time : 22:45 Central European Summer Time
Action : Go to bed , praying for a better tomorrow.
Action i would like to do : shag Angelina Jolie , smile , smoke a joint and peacefully fall asleep because i'm not in the mood to work tomorrow