Space love triangle

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#1

A few weeks ago we had Jerry Springer-esque sky diving love triangle murder plot… this week, the astronauts are at it too :eek:

Read the BBC news link here


#2

Houston, we have a problem.


#3

NASA = [B]N[/B]eed [B]A[/B]nother [B]S[/B]exual [B]A[/B]stronaut


#4

It’s always the women that are nuts … ever noitce that? :slight_smile:


#5

YES!


#6

LOL! Ok, I accept that there do seem to be quite a few nutty women in love triangle traumas recently … :iagree:

But… What about serial killers? Mostly men (I can’t think of any women at the moment anyway) - they seem pretty nutty :stuck_out_tongue:

Anyhoooow… off to follow that B**** who was looking at my husband earlier. huum yeah. :bigsmile:


#7

Yes, but everyone knows men are dumb. They’ve just caught the male Serial killers :stuck_out_tongue:

The female serial killers are all a tad brighter than the law enforcement (predominantly men) that are after them :stuck_out_tongue:


#8

A few:

Female Killers and Their Victims

Velma Barfield – 4 to 7 victims, all people she knew.
Marie Becker – 12 victims, all people she knew.
Marie Besnard – 13 victims, all people she knew.
Elfriede Blauensteiner – 5+ victims, all people she knew.
Judy Buenoano – 3 victims, all people she knew.
Mary Ann Cotton – 17+ victims, all people she knew.
Faye Copeland – 5 victims, all people she knew.
Daisy De Melker – 3 victims, all people she knew.
Nannie Hazel Doss – 10 victims, all people she knew.
Ellen Etheridge – 4 victims, all people she knew.
Christine Falling – 6 victims, all people she knew.
Constance Fisher – 6 victims, all people she knew.
Debbie Fornuto – 6 victims, all people she knew.
Tillie Gbrurek – 5 victims, all people she knew.
Janie Lou Gibbs – 5 victims, all people she knew.
Amy Gilligan – 9 victims, all people she knew.
Caroline Grills – 4 victims, all people she knew.
Anna Marie Hahn – 5 to 7 victims, all people she knew.
Audrey Marie Hilley – 3 to 4 victims, all people she knew.
Waneta Hoyt – 5 victims, all people she knew.
Helene Jegado – 23+ victims, most or all people she knew.
Martha Ann Johnson – 4 victims, all people she knew.
Christa Lehman – 4 victims, all people she knew.
Diana Lumbrera – 6 victims, all people she knew.
Anjette Lyles – 4 victims, all people she knew.
Rhonda Belle Martin – 6 to 8 victims, all people she knew.
Virginia McGinnis – 4 victims, all people she knew.
Blanche Taylor Moore – 5 victims, all people she knew.
Marie Noe – 8 victims, all people she knew.
Dorothea Puente – 9 to 25 victims, most or all people she knew.
Vera Renczi – 35 victims, all people she knew.
Martha Rendell – 3 victims, all people she knew.
Lydia Shermman – 10+ victims, all people she knew.
Marybeth Tinning – 8 victims, all people she knew.
Lydia Trueblood – 6 victims, all people she knew.
Debra Sue Tuggle – 4 victims, all people she knew.
Lise Jane Turner – 3+ victims, all people she knew.
Maria Velten – 5 victims, all people she knew.
Louise Vermilyea – 10 victims, all people she knew.
Jeanne Weber – 10+ victims, all people she knew.
Rosemary and Fred West – 10 to 18 victims, many people they knew.
Martha Wise – 3 victims, all people she knew.
Martha Woods – 7 victims, many people she knew.
Anna Zwanziger – 3+ victims, all people she knew.

Female serial killers account for only 8% of all American serial killers, but American females account for 76% of all female serial killers worldwide.

[B]Methods[/B]

  1. Poison (80%)
  2. Shooting (20%)
  3. Bludgeoning (16%)
  4. Suffocation (16%)
  5. Stabbing (11%)
  6. Drowning (5%)

[B]Motives[/B]

  1. Money (74%)
  2. Control (13%)
  3. Enjoyment (11%) :eek:
  4. Sex (10%)
  5. Drugs, Cult involvement, cover up, or feelings of inadequacy (24%)

#9

Woah! That’s kind of scary! :eek:
Do you have the bumper book of serial killers there?
Wonder why the US has so many more serial killers than other countries…

The astronaut going crazy is a bit odd though. I thought NASA were supposed to have a serious psychological testing process before people were allowed into a high stress environment such as piloting the shuttle.


#10

Wonder why the US has so many more serial killers than other countries…
probably cause they’re tired of mens s***


#11

Maybe because they are … mentally disturbed.

Or maybe it’s just because over there consumerism as gotten so out of control that people get depressed that they can’t keep up with the Jones’s, so they get depressed, don’t eat, don’t do anything, and eventually get sick and visit the doctors because they aren’t feeling well and the doctors hand out anti-depressants like candy.

Anti-Depressants have nasty side effects which the doctors don’t tell you.

Maybe they should label anti-depressants with …

Warning: Use of this product may cause you to kill your family under the mistaken belief that aliens are trying to kidnap you and your family is conspiring with them. And we know where you live.

Or perhaps just the boring old:

Warning: Use of this product has been linked with Serial Killing. Please refer to “Catcher in the Rye” if you feel any ill effects.


#12

I’m getting damn tired of you taking pot shots at my Nation.

That’s my job…and I’m not outsourcing it!


#13

when your a nation of 300 million…there’s bound to be a few nuts out there

freedom has its price…like wack jobs…also doesn’t help that our press eats it up


#14

And Oz has turned into “Little America” anyway, and little greece, and little china, and little turkey, and little india and … etc, etc.

Australia is now mixed nuts.

It’s amazing … they can train surgeons to operate & fix brains, but they can’t train a surgeon to seperate Oz’s Prime Ministers lips from the American Presidents Ass :stuck_out_tongue:


#15

Well, I don’t know a lot about Australian people, politics, or its governmental system, but from what I’ve seen it’s a beautiful place.


#16

Have to be a pretty good surgeon, They are logded in his arse pretty tight


#17

Okay…they DO look weird together. :eek:



#18

well…we both are the cast-off offspring of the merry ole UK…and everyone wants to visit us :slight_smile:

i bet OZ isn’t as prudish as it is here though


#19

The Aussie prime-minister sure isn’t a prude … he drops his dacks and says to the US president …“Take me, I’m yours!”

How symbolic, of how Oz is going :stuck_out_tongue:
The parallel between Our Prime Ministers Meeting with the US President & My Countries Future is distressing.