Solution to kids looking at porn

Okay, this was suggested by Scott Adams in his book, The Dilbert Future. I dont know why we haven’t utilized it yet. All we have to do to stop kids from getting online porn is clog all of the adult websites with horny adults. The site will be so slow to load that most teens will realize that they can go steal a playboy magazine in the time it takes to look at one picture on the internet. Simple solution. It lies in the fact that adults are much more patient than teens and kids, so would be willing to deal with the wait times.

Ah, but the naughty websites will simply giggle by their increased revenues, their hosting company will giggle from their increased revenue and upgrade their connections, which in turns makes their ISP giggle like kids from their increased revenues, and it’ll end up in some sort of giggle contest.

I know that book. But with recent high bandwidth solutions it may not be feasible to do that :wink:

Deactivate the protection on their computers…let them get viruses and whatever so that their computers crash! Then say, “Bad luck kid…guess that´ll teach ya” etc. :cop:
An idea is the family on-line computer is in the family room :iagree: …makes it a bit hard for Dad to look at pron though…hmmm, so that´s a bad idea! :doh:

Does that mean that all my hard erm… “work” on teh intarweb has all been in vain, and that I’m not protecting the innocent children from seeing pr0n after all? :confused:

Bummer!

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Dad can look at pr0n after the kids have gone to bed :iagree:…of course, that just leaves the wife/girlfriend to deal with…:wink:

What about the better solution?

I mean teaching childrens about sex in the correct way, to avoid that they can learn something in the wrong way surfing intarweb? Browsing with a prepared mind is not the same than surfing being totally unprepared :wink:

geno888 is right, the best is to communicate with kids and teach them how to use the net in an efficient way.relationship and feelings are more important than just sex or pron…

Or, just unplug from the NET and go outside and play some catch or something. :slight_smile:

The sad thing is, we adults and you people out there that are parents are screwed either way. If we don’t block kids from porn, then they will become addicted. If we block them from all sorts of anything that we consider porno, then they may decide to experiment with the real thing. And quite frankly, I believe that 50% of people having kids today are unqualified for parenting because they are stupid, can you imagine what it would be like if teen girls across America and the world started getting pregnant because their boyfriends were blocked from porn? It would be horrendous. Such a difficult thing to decide…Porn for the kids, or no porn. When I was growing up, I didnt have the internet of today, I had to go to a buddies house to look at his Playboys. Now, kids of today can just type something in Google, and voila!

Really?

Yes, yes! Every set of prospective parents should be subject to difficult examinations, rather than the practical, to be approved for child bearing … might lower the population to a sustainable level.

I can see China & India eating up every resource on/in the entire earth in the near future … Only an incurable virus which either kills people, or neuters them can save us now :stuck_out_tongue:

Hey … didn’t hollywood just release a movie like that recently?

Oh, and 50% seems way to low … lets try 95% :wink:

Easy, Show them a movie of their parents going for it they’ll never watch porn again

I don’t know about everyone else … but I’m not gonna be eating in the near future :stuck_out_tongue:

I have to agree completely. You are not going to be able to stop them from learning about sex and or seeing a bit of porn. You can do all you want to stop it at home, they will see it at a friends house. Teaching them about sex is the best way (if you don’t, their friends will). As long as sex is treated as something dirty and taboo and wrong, then be it rebellion or curiosity, it will make them more interested in it. While porn might be a bad influence (extreme acts etc), sex and nudity is not dirty or evil or wrong. If they already know about sex because you taught them, then it takes much of the curiosity out of it because there is less to be curious about. If its not wrong, then it is less likely to be used as an act of rebellion (and we all know children can all be rebellious, its part of growing up and gaining independence).

Being a parent is way too hard.

I have a difficult enough time keeping my PC maintained, by golly!

Hahaha, that’s a plan and a half :clap:

This thread can’t end well…

Maybe close it before it goes to far?

Its even harder when you 1.5 year old loves buttons and turning things on and off. He knows how to turn the computer off (he knows he has to hold the power button for several seconds), and he loves doing it. Guess how long my windows installs last before they get corrupted with him always shutting it down with the power button? Fyi yes the computer is in a different room that he is not supposed to go in but my wife lets him in there once in a while (and he always goes right for the computer, lol).

My 3 year old does the same thing (it cost me at least one unit, about 2 days, on Folding@Home last week). He gets his butt spanked for it everytime but he still does it. I guess “the Juice is worth the sqeeze” for him.