Slap Your Co-Worker Day is Coming!

vbimport

#1

Tomorrow is the official Slap Your Irritating Co-workers Holiday: Do you have a co-worker who talks nonstop about nothing, working your last nerve with tedious and boring details that you don’t give a damn about? Do you have a co-worker who ALWAYS screws up stuff creating MORE work for you? Do you have a co-worker who kisses so much booty, you can look in their mouth and see what your boss had for lunch? Do you have a co-worker who is SOOO obnoxious, when he/she enters a room, everyone else clears it? I am so very very glad to officially announce tomorrow as SLAP YOUR IRRITATING CO-WORKER DAY! There are the rules you must follow:

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[li]You can only slap one person per hour - no more.
[/li][li]You can slap the same person again if they irritate you again in the same day.
[/li][li]You are allowed to hold someone down as other co-workers take their turns slapping the irritant.
[/li][li]No weapons are allowed…other than going upside somebody’s head with a stapler or a hole-puncher.
[/li][li]CURSING IS MANDATORY! After you have slapped the recipient, your “assault” must be followed with
[/li]something like “cause I’m sick of your stupid-a$$ always messing up stuff!”
[li]If questioned by a supervisor [or police, if the supervisor is the irritant], you are allowed to LIE, LIE, LIE! Now, study the rules, break out your list of folks that you want to slap the living day lights out of and get to slapping…and have a great day
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#2

Betterrrr!!


#3

Haha, nice one :stuck_out_tongue:

Does school count? Cause I will actually do it!! :wink:


#4

we need one of these days every MONDAY!


#5

Wow - I thought everyday was slap your co-worker day!!! But it’s only once a year? What a bummer.


#6

:bow:
Ha ha
yeah me to
Nice one Smart@$$
:cool:


#7

If it was spank your co-worker day…I’d be looking for a temp job in S_S’s neck of the woods :slight_smile:


#8

Notice there is no date mentioned…so you can forward this every week and you’ll have a “Slap your co-worker day” every week :wink:


#9

Yesssss! … Just let me get my dueling pistols :slight_smile:


#10

Kewl!!

Is there also a Slap Your Co-CDFreaks Member Day? :stuck_out_tongue:


#11

Slam! {Marsz: slaps Namoh in his face…}


#12

funny thing you should mention that…i do need a new head of security :cop: for my pantie/thong drawer…it appears some of the freaks have invaded my closet and swiped a few… :stuck_out_tongue:


#13

Namoh --> <— Marsz-=FX :stuck_out_tongue:


#14

Hmmmm…very interesting. Could you please forward to me a list of the fringe benefits and I will return to you my compensation requirements. :stuck_out_tongue: Also let me know when said drawer would need security and what kind of behavioural enforcement devices I would be permitted to carry. :cop:


#15

Dude, are you suicidal, or just a sucker for punishment? :wink:


#16

Yo S_S-

When we find the perp - let’s slap the snot outa 'em - eh?

Now if it is determined that these were willingly removed and handed to the perp - on several different occasions (Red Day and Black Day) then do we get to slap snot outa you - eh? :wink:

Mike


#17

kwkard slaps everyone at cdfreaks, and gets away with it :bigsmile:


#18

*slaps kwkard sneaky from behind :stuck_out_tongue: *

@debro, what do you think? :wink: :stuck_out_tongue:


#19

I like slap the Co-Member day!!! It’s always easier when you know what he or she looks like.


#20

(me slaps Namoh again),… heheh…