Gee. I used to joke about making Windows 50% faster. NOW we have to fret about our mere existence, about LIVING?!! Wow. Windows Hype is getting pretty darned serious!
I can't wait for the Free Food & Drug Administration to come down on these writers and insist they post all the death-causing research that they've done.
"Warning - if you read this article, you'll get a phone call and then you'll only have 7 days to live-!"
Ahem... can't live without, eh? I wonder if Vegas is posting Over & Unders on this article, and will that author accept all of those bets?