Clippy pops on the screen and says: “Are you ready for some FOOTBAAAALL!?!?” 
“We are sorry, but NFL games cannot be recorded!” The Microsoft Media Team.
“In order to bring you this highly compressed HD re-broadcast of “The Matrix” we have disabled commercial skip and fast forward. Please set back and enjoy the show. It should take about 4 hours…”
“We are sorry to interrupt this program, but your set needs to be restarted in order to to apply the recently downloaded Windows security updates! Do you wish to re-start now?”
