So I finally landed a job as a Wal-Mart greeter, which is a good find for many retirees, unfortunately I lasted less than a day.
About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. Per my greeter training manual I said pleasantly, â€œGood morning and welcome to Wal-Mart.â€ â€œNice children you have there. Are they twins?â€
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, â€œHell no, they ainâ€™t twins. The oldest one is 9, and the other one is 7. Why the hell would you think theyâ€™re twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?â€
So I replied, â€œIâ€™m neither blind nor stupid, madam. I just couldnâ€™t believe someone slept with you twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.â€
My supervisor said I probably wasnâ€™t cut out for this line of work.