Everybody look at me! I'm jumping up and down on the bed and crackers! The freshly-killed raccoon in my talons and with spread wings I lift and soar over mountains! Hear the triumphant cry of the majestic eagle-keraaaaaaaa! Cue musical score....Let the eeeagle soarrrr, let it soar like it's never done beforrre, from rocky coast to golden shorrre let the mighty eagle soooaaarrr!!!!