Satellite and Analog TV on my laptop

Hi All

I just moved to Ireland and wish to know what I can do to get Satellite and Analog TV on my laptop. I am relatively new in this area, since I have never had a TV Tuner card before, so if someone can tell me exactly what I need to get started, I would really appreciate this.

If there are also any tutorials or articles on the net which you could point me to, I would appreciate that.

Thanks a lot

Johann

Probably the only chance for a appy is to get an external usb or fiewire box for dvb-s like the firedtv or the pinnacle hdtv box.