A man rushes into a pub with his dog under his arm.
“You can’t bring that dog in here mate!” says the publican
“The RWC is about to start and my TV just blew up” he says. “I’ve got to watch England beat the Aussies!” he exclaims
“OK” says the publican.
Suddenly, shortly after kick-off, England scores a penalty goal. Well, the dog starts bouncing of the walls, doing a fancy jig and singing. Singing! Everyone stares in amazement.
“Jesus H. Christ!” says the publican. “What does he do if England scores a try?!”
“Dunno” says the man. "I’ve only had 'im three years.