Ladys and gentlemen, here at Sony we are proud to announce the PS3.1! Its "better"... somehow. Oh, and it comes with Facebook apps, so don't ask questions, just buy it!
And if you try to update the firmware, the device will self-destruct. The explosion will generate a temperature of almost 100 million degrees (don't be there when it blows!). Let's see you jerks, I mean "valued customers", try to hack this thing!
(Insert millions of lawsuits here).