Quote of the Day :)

Depend on the rabbit’s foot if you will, but remember it didn’t work for the rabbit. :iagree:

This would have been at home in the LR - funny, though :bigsmile:

All yours to play with now :wink:

Two moves for one thread in an hour. I’m impressed :bigsmile:

Quote of the day

“You’re always right, they disagree? Therefore they are wrong, see?” Words of wisdom from Tommy Christ. :wink:

Marriage: What’s yours is hers. What’s hers is hers.

Marriage: It was never yours to begin with :wink:

Marriage: The man can either be happy, or he can be right

Marriage: I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career.


Getting a dog is like getting married. It teaches you to be less self-centered, to accept sudden, surprising outbursts of affection, and not to be upset by a few scratches on your car.

[B]Life is a dream
Marriage is the alarm clock[/B]
:iagree:

Anyone who is drunk or high 24/7 and still manages to have a well paid job automatically deserves the utmost respect.

"There ain’t nothing like regret to remind you you’re alive.”

Sheryl Crow, [I]The Difficult Kind[/I].

ET

If you can’t baffle em with brilliance, befuddle em with bullshit

“I have never let my schooling interfere with my education”

Mark Twain

“If you can lie on the floor without holding on, then you haven´t drunk enough grappa” - the pizza delivery guy last night.

No matter where I go, here I am.

Be insensitive…Tell the truth

My ex-wife was a [B]great [/B] housekeeper…When we got a divorce, she kept the house

Kinda long, but…

Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving
safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid
in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly
proclaiming – “WOW–What a Ride!”

“They have the Internet on computers now” homer simpson circa 1998