Quips and Humorous Quotes

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#1

I thought it might be fun if members shared their one-line quips or play on words. I view this as different from the joke thread as these would be much shorter in length.

Examples follow:

Author Harlan Coben: “The Final Detail” (a Simon Bolitar novel). Simon is outside an S & M bar and their motto is “Hurt The One You Love”.

Early ‘70’s movie: “I Dismember Mama” The tag line was “May She Rest in Pieces”.

Movie: How to beat the bogey man: The subject is - A radically new approach to golf instruction”. I was going to place a hold on the movie as I thought it was a horror flick (I read it as Boogey Man).

Anonymous Sign: “Everyone brings happiness to this office. Some when they enter and some when they leave”.

Personalized license plate: 2DMALL (the car was a BMW convertible and the driver was decked out in bling).


#2

“I haven’t lost my mind…it’s backed up on a DVD somewhere…”


#3

Porn Pun: These are twists on the names of adult films and have been around for some time. For example, the ever popular “On Golden Blonde” or “Thighs Wide Open”.

I recently found what I think is a relatively new one: “Shaving Ryan’s Privates”.


#4

Curiosity killed the cat, but I was a suspect for a while…


#5

[quote=jeff53404;2121618]Porn Pun: These are twists on the names of adult films and have been around for some time. For example, the ever popular “On Golden Blonde” or “Thighs Wide Open”.

I recently found what I think is a relatively new one: “Shaving Ryan’s Privates”.[/quote]

“Laurence of Alabia” anyone?


#6

Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac."
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