# Quest for the Longest Thread on CD Freaks!

#55421

/me is still playing with the P9 lite after all its a long way to mordor

#55422

YâknowâŚ

These days, if I feel stupid, I only think about the fact that there are people outside looking for Pokemon and then I feel like I belong to the intellectual elite

#55423

^
I will agree, looking for Pokemon is by far the worst thing that I could do at my age.

#55424

Looking forward to [B]Star Wars: Rogue One[/B] later this year?
Hereâs a leaked video of what it will [I]really[/I] be like!

//youtu.be/0IcjLG_VfNg

#55425

Words of wisdom for surviving 2016âŚ

âDrink up, the worldâs about to endâ

//youtu.be/YWWiDKKWDQw

#55426

Ibex, I got only one comment to that

//youtu.be/SJUhlRoBL8M

Or maybe I should say âSo long and thanks for all the fishâ

#55427

[QUOTE=Xercus;2780502] Ibex, I got only one comment to that

Or maybe I should say âSo long and thanks for all the fishâ :p[/QUOTE]

Just out of curiosity, what answer do [I]you[/I] get when you multiply six by nine?

[Couldnât find just that scene, so fast forward 30 minutes]

//youtu.be/zBmdkhDGZ8A

#55428

Leaked: Trump & Putinâs plans for world war 3!

//youtu.be/fL2FbGH2DDs

#55429

42, The answer to life, the universe and everything.
This is so because it is mathematically correct from an understanding of everything. Given that 42 is the answer to everything we have to take the sum of these numbers both ways and subtract them from the improbable answer below which gives the following calculation

6x9Ă˘â°Ë54-(4+2)-(2+4) In other words, 42 is the probable answer given an improbable reasoning.
As is evident I am part of that new super computer to calculate the question

#55430

[QUOTE=Xercus;2780515]42, The answer to life, the universe and everything.
This is so because it is mathematically correct from an understanding of everything. Given that 42 is the answer to everything we have to take the sum of these numbers both ways and subtract them from the improbable answer below which gives the following calculation

6x9Ă˘â°Ë54-(4+2)-(2+4) In other words, 42 is the probable answer given an improbable reasoning.
As is evident I am part of that new super computer to calculate the question :p[/QUOTE]
âŚOr maybe youâre descended from Golgafrinchans. ;)

#55431

On the way to MordorâŚ

#55432

Donât you know? FYI; We are in Mordor trying to fight our way back out - we call it sanity for now, but it wonât last long unless we get reinforcement

#55433

Did Google Navigation accidentally send us to Moohdor? Letâs ask this uhm [I]anonymous[/I] cowâŚ

#55434

So there is a new iphone, and prices here start at a very attractive point of only 819 euro for the 32GB phone
I probably need two or three of the iphone 7+ 256Gb phones to find my way in to mordor

#55435

How to kill someone legally^.

And how to create a virtual identity, just in case you need a second chance in life.

//youtu.be/9FdHq3WfJgs

(^By which I mean rendering someone lifeless in the eyes of the law. Probably not legal in the not-a-crime sense, so assume that someone will be breaking down your door a 5 AM when they find out. But if youâre smart your âvirtual babyâ can take the rap for you. And just think of the lulz you can haveâŚ ;))

#55436

Dissatisfied with your government? Think a shaved baboon could do a better job? Lost faith in the ballot box (and/or the mental competence of your fellow citizens to make a rational decision)?

Fear not, there is another wayâŚ

//youtu.be/m1lhGqNCZlA

#55437

[QUOTE=Ibex;2783858]Dissatisfied with your government? Think a shaved baboon could do a better job? Lost faith in the ballot box (and/or the mental competence of your fellow citizens to make a rational decision)?

Fear not, there is another wayâŚ

//youtu.be/m1lhGqNCZlA
[/QUOTE]

Hm. May have to watch this and take some notes.

#55438

Havenât a clue who she is or what he did to upset herâŚ

But piledriving your skating partner mid-routine seems a bit extreme.

#55440

After turning on the Intel remote management features on a Dell OptiPlex 790 and rebooting I was presented with an interesting (and undocumented) new security feature.

``````
Keyboard initialization error:

Press F2 to continue
Press F5 to...
Press F6 to...

``````

Maybe this is the future of security? Insoluble paradoxes. So much harder to guess (or brute force) than passwords. I bet even the CIA could kidnap & torture someone for years and still not be able extract the answer to this little conundrum.

#55441

Is there no end to the weird & unthinkable stuff happening this year? Itâs enough to drive one to drink - so lets make a game of it.

You may recall the 1857 Sepoy Rebellion, which escalated into the Indian Mutiny, was largely triggered by the introduction of cartridges covered in beef or pork fat - thus offending both the Hindus and Muslims. Well theyâve done it againâŚ

In the news todayâŚ It has emerged that the new plastic ĂÂŁ5 note contains a small amount of animal fat, âusually beef or mutton, but occasionally porkâ. So this time theyâve managed to offendâŚ well pretty much everyone who can be offended. Nice one!

SoâŚ [B]Drink up, the worldâs about to end. Glug-glug-glug[/B]