Post a Limerick

Post a limerick you made up or found somewhere.

Limericks about other users at CDFreaks are encouraged.

Limerick (noun)

A light humorous, nonsensical, or bawdy verse of five anapestic lines usually with the rhyme scheme aabba

Here are some limericks that I made in the ChatBox about other CDFreaks :

There once was a moddy called Kidd
And helping the Newbies he did
But in this little chat
Full of crazies and brats
From the Dragon he mostly just hid


There once was a pervy named Dean
In the Quest he would often be seen
He’d go searching for thongs
And for Evas he longs
But the girlies are never too keen


There once was a dutchie called Tax
At work he would phone and then fax
But when boredom set in
Or he wanted a grin
He would go the chat and relax

Ok it’s pay-back time :wink:

[I]The romantic young mod called DrageMester
Was renowned for the females he’d pester
But one day his plan
Did the trick with a man
So he threw out his pregnancy tester[/I]

Bahahahaha! Good one, moddy Kidd! :bigsmile:

[I]There once was a Shellie named Mae
At church demurely she’d pray
But when preaching was over
You’d best run for cover
Or she’d grope you her own special way[/I]

A lissom psychotic named Jane
Once kissed every man on a train;
Said she: “Please don’t panic!
I’m just nymphomanic.
It wouldn’t be fun were I sane.”:bigsmile:

[QUOTE=imkidd57;1969520]Ok it’s pay-back time :wink:

[I]The romantic young mod called DrageMester
Was renowned for the females he’d pester
But one day his plan
Did the trick with a man
So he threw out his pregnancy tester[/I][/QUOTE]

Nice one my friend :bigsmile: :bow:

I know quite a few limericks, but they’re all a bit rude :o

[I]Why Would Rick Post a Lime
When He Could Post a Rhyme
About a Fellow Member
Although He Could Not Remember
Who He Wanted to Bash This Time[/I]

[quote=Arachne;1970016]I know quite a few limericks, but they’re all a bit rude :o[/quote]Hehe… yes, but that’s part of the definition ;). I know another one about Dean and the machine he invented but that probably is over the top :D. Anyway, have been to the Tate today and remembered this old one:

[I]Whilst Titian was mixing rose madder
His model posed nude on a ladder
Her position to Titian
Suggested coition
So he climbed up the ladder, and 'ad 'er[/I]

There once was a mod named Lin
She stole the stares of many men
Burned some Verbs, she did
and the rest o’ the stash she hid
so the devious Albert couldn’t win

[QUOTE=imkidd57;1970388]Hehe… yes, but that’s part of the definition ;). I know another one about Dean and the machine he invented but that probably is over the top :D. Anyway, have been to the Tate today and remembered this old one:

[I]Whilst Titian was mixing rose madder
His model posed nude on a ladder
Her position to Titian
Suggested coition
So he climbed up the ladder, and 'ad 'er[/I][/QUOTE]

LOOOOOL! :clap: :bigsmile:…and yeah, you’re probably right about the definition :o

[QUOTE=Albert;1970551]There once was a mod named Lin
She stole the stares of many men
Burned some Verbs, she did
and the rest o’ the stash she hid
so the devious Albert couldn’t win[/QUOTE]

Me and Verbies in the same verse, nice one :bow: :bigsmile:

Our DVD expert named [B]chef[/B]
Is the master of problems [I]hi-def[/I]
He can cut through the fog
See the faults in a log
With expressions like “WTF” :slight_smile:

[QUOTE=imkidd57;1971239]Our DVD expert named [B]chef[/B]
Is the master of problems [I]hi-def[/I]
He can cut through the fog
See the faults in a log
With expressions like “WTF” :)[/QUOTE]

:clap: Brilliant :bigsmile: - you have quite a talent for this :wink:

We here at CDFreaks
Can burn discs for weeks
With our blank media collections
And drives with error correction
Our social lives are really bleak.

My first attempt at writing a limerick here:

[I]There once was lady named Lin
Who made the lads all think of sin
But suitors she hates 'em
Till one brings Verbatim
Now watch as the fireworks begin[/I]

:slight_smile:

I once had a friend named Bob
His life better than corn on the cob
Till one lovely day
He decided to say
"Arachne, your Verbatim I’ll rob" :bigsmile:

Y’know, there’s this guy named Mike
Now him, you really would like :iagree:
In all his posts he says “eh” :stuck_out_tongue:
He does a thong post each day :bigsmile: :clap:
And he’ll never say “take a hike” :disagree:

Good job on the limericks! :bigsmile: :clap:

Keep 'em coming. :iagree:

Have you heard of my good friend, Geno?
He’s Italian, and he’s never mean, no.
If he’s ever got a favorite thing to sappa
It’s his favorite Grappa
But watch it, after consumption he can kinda lean, :doh:. :bigsmile:

[take into consideration that the :doh: smiley is “doh”.]

[QUOTE=Kerry56;1971272]My first attempt at writing a limerick here:

[I]There once was lady named Lin
Who made the lads all think of sin
But suitors she hates 'em
Till one brings Verbatim
Now watch as the fireworks begin[/I]

:)[/QUOTE]

Haha…you know me too well :o :bigsmile:

[QUOTE=jhtalisman;1971255]We here at CDFreaks
Can burn discs for weeks
With our blank media collections
And drives with error correction
Our social lives are really bleak.[/QUOTE]

Yes! The “official” CDF Limerick :bow: :clap:

OK, here’s mine, which I remember from years back:

There was a young man from Leeds
Who swallowed a packet of seeds
In less than an hour
His **** was a flower
And his balls were covered in weeds.

Well, I did warn you the ones I know are rude :o :wink:

[quote=Arachne;1971816][I]There was a young man from Leeds…[/I][/quote]Oi! :slight_smile: :bigsmile: