Just wondering what your favorite one's are. A couple I always find humor in are...
Microsoft Works or Jumbo Shrimp
What's an oxymoron?
oxÂ·yÂ·moÂ·ron ( P ) Pronunciation Key (ks-mÃ´rn, -mr-) n. pl. oxÂ·yÂ·moÂ·ra (-mÃ´r, -mr) or oxÂ·yÂ·moÂ·rons A rhetorical figure in which incongruous or contradictory terms are combined, as in a deafening silence and a mournful optimist.
Aha, i think i understand it thanks
awfully good is a quite common example of one
Sweet and Sour Chicken
heres a few i can think of
liquid gasstandard deviationscheduled spontaneityworking vacationclearly ambiguoussmall crowd...
Pretty uglyTall dwarflittle giant
A few more while I was moving a mob of sheep. ...
Silent ringHonest CrookBitter-sweetpositively negativeforgotten memory
Free RentDoing Nothing
I love that one!! Pretty good. Another one I thought of while listening to the radio.
Greatful Dead :eek:
"Can i ask you a question?"
I was going to say Military Intelligence. :bigsmile:Also I was thinking George W but wait that just a Moron. :rolleyes: :bigsmile:
Every time somebody achieves wealth, the relatives start coming out of the woodwork, so I thought of this one: "Rich bastard"
That one always drove me nuts!! But, then again, I'm kinda anal.