Just wondering what your favorite one’s are. A couple I always find humor in are…

Microsoft Works or Jumbo Shrimp


What’s an oxymoron?


ox·y·mo·ron ( P ) Pronunciation Key (ks-môrn, -mr-)
n. pl. ox·y·mo·ra (-môr, -mr) or ox·y·mo·rons A rhetorical figure in which incongruous or contradictory terms are combined, as in a deafening silence and a mournful optimist.


Aha, i think i understand it :stuck_out_tongue: thanks :slight_smile:


awfully good is a quite common example of one :wink:


Sweet and Sour Chicken


Living dead




heres a few i can think of

liquid gas
standard deviation
scheduled spontaneity
working vacation
clearly ambiguous
small crowd…


Pretty ugly
Tall dwarf
little giant


Army Intelligence




A few more while I was moving a mob of sheep. …

Silent ring
Honest Crook
positively negative
forgotten memory


Free Rent
Doing Nothing


I love that one!! Pretty good. Another one I thought of while listening to the radio.

Greatful Dead :eek:


“Can i ask you a question?”


I was going to say Military Intelligence. :bigsmile:
Also I was thinking George W but wait that just a Moron. :rolleyes: :bigsmile:


bleh :slight_smile:


Every time somebody achieves wealth, the relatives start coming out of the woodwork, so I thought of this one: “Rich bastard”


That one always drove me nuts!! But, then again, I’m kinda anal.