Great, now a 51 year old man is suing because he is a total loser and decided to play an on-line game instead of getting up off his fat ass, going outside his house, and meet some real people. Stuff like this makes me mad. Use common sense, kids. Coffee is hot. Wait a few minutes for it to cool down before you drink it. Here's another no-brainer -- don't drink hot liquids if you're driving. I think the warnings shouldn't be on the products. They should be on the people, maybe a t-shirt?
"Hello. My name is Dave and I lack common sense. Please don't sell me anything as I might go overboard with it (or I may hurt myself) and, because of my stupidity, I will have to sue you for my needless pain and suffering."
Okay, that's a bit long to put on a t-shirt, but you get the idea.