Oklahoma women Ailene Brown, Shmeco Thomas accused of smuggling stolen goods in body fat: cops


Ailene Brown and Shmeco Thomas of Oklahoma attempted to steal $2,600 dollars of clothing and shoes at T.J.Maxx…not by using the usual shoplifting techniques but by “actually concealing them in areas of their body where excess skin was,” read: hiding them in their body fat, according to a police officer.

Among the items the ladies were packing: four pairs of boots, three pair of jeans, a wallet and gloves. One of the women was able to fit three boots under her breast – what we want to know is were they ankle boots? Or over-the-knee? Either way, look out Ocean’s Eleven, this was a pretty creative almost-heist.

now I know of another use of my big belly besides hanging over my belt.