As with most people, I can really appreciate a good sense of humour. Probably in the ‘Quest for the longest thread’ many jokes etc can be found, but I wanted to have one special thread in which only jokes and funnies are to be posted (funnies include one-liners, funny pics (please link only, to save our poor 56K modem users), Flash games etc).
Good stuff wil be used by me to please my colleagues in the weekly mail I send around the office (often referred to as Friday Funnies (to start the weekend with a smile) or Monday Funnies (to comfort people that the week has again started)).
Below I will post one I recently received by mail. Please only post jokes and funnies, comments are only allowed if they are accompanied with new funnies/jokes… (no exceptions).
The Rules Of Bedroom Golf
[li]Each player should furnish his own equipment for play - normally one club and two balls.
[/li]> [li]Play on the course should be approved by the owner of the hole.
[/li]> [li]Unlike outdoor golf, the object is to get the club in the hole and keep the balls out.
[/li]> [li]For most effective play, the club should have a firm shaft. Course owners are permitted to check the shaft stiffness before play.
[/li]> [li]Course owners reserve the right to restrict club length to avoid damage to the hole
[/li]> [li]The object of the game is to take as many strokes as necessary until the course owner is satisfied that play is complete. Failure to do so may result in being denied permission to play the course again.
[/li]> [li]It is considered bad form to begin playing the hole immediately upon arrival at the course. The experienced player will normally take time to admire the entire course with special attention to the well formed bunkers.
[/li]> [li]Players are cautioned not to mention other courses they have played, or are currently playing, to the owner of the course being played. Upset course owners have been known to damage players equipment for this reason.
[/li]> [li]Players are encouraged to bring proper rain gear for their own protection
[/li]> [li]Players should assure themselves that their match has been properly scheduled, particularly when a new course is being played for the first time. Previous players have been known to become irate if they discover someone else playing on what they considered to be a private course.
[/li]> [li]Players should not assume that a course is in shape for play at all times. Some players may be embarrassed if they find the course to be temporarily under repair. Players are advised to be extremely tactful in this situation. More advanced players will find alternative means of play when this is the case.
[/li]> [li]The course owner is responsible for manicuring and pruning any bush around the hole to allow for improved viewing of, alignment with, and approach to the hole.
[/li]> [li]Players are advised to obtain the course owners permission before attempting to play the back nine
[/li]> [li]Slow play is encouraged. However players should be prepared to proceed at a quicker pace, at least temporarily at the course owners request.
[/li]> [li]It is considered outstanding performance, time permitting, to play the same hole several times in one match…