Now they're saying Dolphins are smarter than me

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#1

I already knew my wife was smarter than me she tells me so
I already knew my kids were smarter than me they tell me so

I already knew Politicians were smarter than me since they say it is alright to tax money made on money at 15 percent while the money I work hard for can be taxed at 25 percent if I make over 33,000

but know they are saying

Dolphins appear to do nonlinear mathematics

http://www.abc.net.au/science/articles/2012/07/18/3548573.htm?topic=enviro


#2

One thing I envy about the dolphin in the ABC news picture is that fish he/she is going to eat is not canned and must be environmentally, ethnically, and poliitically safe. More than half of the fish I eat these days is canned - usually tuna and mackerel and it’s traitorous to eat fish from Chinese and Japanese seas.


#3

Yeast is smarter than me, because it can make alcohol and survive drowning.


#4

[QUOTE=Mr. Belvedere;2644724]Yeast is smarter than me, because it can make alcohol and survive drowning.[/QUOTE]

Plus yeast has can drink as much alcohol as it likes, never gets a hangover, has got plenty of dough and always rises to the occasion! :bigsmile:

It loves crummy jokes too BTW!!! :bigsmile::bigsmile:

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