i was bored at work (video store) one night so me and my co-worker started sticking the old "be kind, rewind" stickers back from when we used to carry VHS in the dvd rental cases.
a couple weeks later someone actually came inside to return their dvd, and they were quite troubled. assuming it was a defective disc or something I asked what the problem was, and BAM. "this says to rewind, and I don't want to get in trouble for not rewinding, but I couldn't figure out how, and I'm embarrassed!"
hahaha i almost died. "dvds are not rewindable. don't worry about it. someone (can't imagine who!) must have put those stickers in there by mistake"
the minute she left i hit the ground laughing.