New Reasearch: Alcohol can repair brain damage

WOOOOOOO

Check out the news alkohol can repiar braijn damage

just in tiome for christmas :clap:

great now geno will be drinking MORE!
thanks dean

Can it also cure bad typing? :stuck_out_tongue:

You better hope so :bigsmile:

Runs like hell

Edit: Just kidding :flower: - you know how bad my typing is :wink:

omg this is the best news i heard all day

Did anyone even look at the article???

The article DOES NOT say alcohol repairs brain damage…it says the opposite.

“LONDON (Reuters) - Excessive drinking can damage brain cellsĆ¢ā‚¬Ā.

Then it goes on the say, “Using sophisticated scanning techniques they showed that after 38 days without a drink the brain volume of the patients increased by an average of nearly 2 percentĆ¢ā‚¬Ā.

Read people read…

Actually I don’t drink, and because of alcohol repairs brain damage, I don’t need to drink, because my brain is not damaged

it’s simply absent :bigsmile:

A quick guess would be deanimator being funny.

Hey, maybe just drunk.

Ditto :iagree:

Double ditto :iagree: :iagree: :stuck_out_tongue:

hehe :bigsmile:

hehehe :stuck_out_tongue:

Earth to thread, Earth to thread.

The article says “Brain (that abstains form alcohol) can repair alcohol’s damageĆ¢ā‚¬Ā

…It does not say alcohol repairs brain damage.

Reading and upstanding is also good for the brain:
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/hot/b/binge-drinking.html

Okay…I did not see the joke…my bad.

I guess I’ll slam a half gallon of Everclear so I can understand…


:bigsmile: Just think…if it was really true that alcohol would reverse brain damage…then this sh!t would replace brain surgeons:


Yo-

I can unequivocally vouch for the fact that ā€˜Everclear’ does NOT repair brain damage-eh!

Bring In The Beer!!!

However, red wine or beer in moderation can lower your cholestryl levels & reduce stress, hence let you live longer :wink:

There was a time my cholesterol level, blood pressure and stress levels were so low my doctor advised me to get a job!

Yo deano-

[I]Good[/I] one bra -eh!

I always thought it was sex that repaired brain damage from to much alcohol