MSN iLoo

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#1

From B i n k W i n d o w s X P:

MSN UK is creating what Microsoft calls the world’s first Internet outhouse, or iLoo, complete with flat-screen plasma display, wireless keyboard and broadband access. MSN UK spokesman Matthew Whittingham described the portable toilet as the first “WWW.C,” referring to the term W.C., or water closet.

“This is another demonstration of Microsoft moving into new product areas to expand its revenue base,” said IDC analyst Roger Kay.

The portable lavatory is being tested and will debut at festivals around Great Britain this summer. Microsoft plans to build a single prototype MSN iLoo that will travel the festival circuit, and may build more if the response to the pioneering potty warrants it, Whittingham said.

MSN UK is negotiating with toilet paper manufacturers for special rolls with Web addresses, or URLs, printed on them.

“Reading in the loo, or the bog, is a traditional English pastime,” said Jeremy Davies, an analyst with U.K.-based market researcher Context. “We’ve all seen the magazine racks, loo paper with jokes and cartoons on the walls in toilets up and down the land. You’ve got to hand it to the creative–and uniquely English–minds at Microsoft.”

From the outside, the iLoo is little different from other portable toilets. But inside, Microsoft serves up accoutrements that might rival some iLoo users’ home PC setups. A Windows XP- powered computer resides under the sink with connection to 6-channel surround audio. A flat-screen plasma display swivels out from the side of the cabin, and a waterproof wireless keyboard can be placed on the lap for comfort.

The iLoo is equipped with 802.11b wireless networking for providing broadband Internet access. The toilet uses vacuum suction to dispose of waste.

“It’s a bit of fun, and it allows younger age groups access to our key services, like Hotmail and MSN Messenger in a fun and interactive way,” Whittingham said.

As strange as the iLoo might sound, Davies sees something appropriate about the invention. “We have a pretty unique toilet humor in the U.K.,” he said.

A portable john with Internet access could, of course, present some problems at crowded summer events.

“It could induce a certain amount of queuing due to excess browsing on the part of users,” Kay said.

To address this problem, the iLoo will be outfitted with a plasma display and waterproof keyboard outside the box, so that those waiting in line can check their Hotmail accounts.

Davies also raised concerns about the long lines. “Like my father always said: ‘Get in, get it out, get out,’” he said.

Whittingham agreed that people might take longer in the toilet because of the Internet access. “If they take too long–say, hours–we’ll probably bang on the door or something,” he said.

Security is another issue. Because of the expensive hardware inside, Microsoft plans to post a guard to protect the iLoo.

“If we didn’t post a guard, somebody would probably just lift the whole thing up and walk away with it,” Whittingham said.

source and full story: Sit and surf MSN UK tests portable potty CNET News.com

i dont know about anyone else…but i dont think ill use one of these internet toilets. the idea of someone wiping their ass and then logging out of their online email client afterwards does not appeal to me. :Z :Z

i personally dont see any benefit to this…if i found i ever needed to check my mail from the hopper, i would crack out some dough and buy a cell-phone with internet capabilities or a palm pilot or sorts.


#2

Well, if they are going to have computer’s in McDonalds the next logical step is to put it in the crapper. Question is, who the heck would want to touch that keyboard or mouse? :Z


#3

Mmmm lovely… Maybe Mr Gates wants to loan out his face to the toilet-paper… :slight_smile:


#4

smells a farce


#5

Gives a whole new meaning to sentences as “I pee on Microsoft” , “Microsoft is shit” , “The crap Microsoft produces is really worthless”. :bigsmile: :bigsmile:


#6

I sure hope they didn’t mount a webcam IN the toilet… :o


#7

maybe MS found this: http://www.electric-chicken.co.uk/ and tried to beat Apple to it.

Now that i got my joke in, ICK. Can anyone say sanitary issues? ONE TOILET, lots of people are going to want to use it, DOZENS of hands touching ONE keyboard and ONE mouse. Although i like the URL toilet paper, i can finally wipe my ass with yahoo.


#8

the what if things go wrong section is too true - i’ve had 3 separate lab-macs do that to me.


#9

If it wasnt ephasized enough, IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK!!!


#10

From B i n k W i n d o w s X P:

iLoo is a hoax
Microsoft claims that the iLoo, an outhouse with a built-in terminal for Web browsing, was an April Fools’ Day gag–even though it was announced May 2.

The Redmond, Wash.-based software giant said on Monday that news that MSN UK was creating the iLoo, a portable lavatory that was supposedly going to be tested at music festivals in Great Britain this summer, was an elaborate ruse. “I can confirm it was an April Fools’ joke,” said Nouri Bernard Hasan, a Microsoft spokesman in the United States, told CNET News.com on Monday.

The iLoo captured the imagination of readers and headline writers all over the world when it first emerged nearly two weeks ago. MSN UK said at the time that the device, which was to come fitted with a Wi-Fi connection and a flat-panel display for seat-level reading, was an attempt to show off the U.K. Web portal’s services in a different manner.

“It’s a bit of fun, and it allows younger age groups access to our key services, like Hotmail and MSN Messenger, in a fun and interactive way,” Matthew Whittingham, a MSN UK spokesman, said on May 2.

Other than the invention itself, the apparent launch of the iLoo didn’t bear any indications of being a joke. For example, public relations representatives for Microsoft commented on the product. A press release, which included comments from MSN executives, was posted May 2 to the Microsoft UK Web site, where it remained available for a week

source: news.com

either way, it looks like microsoft launched an april fools joke a month late. second, i dont think this is too funny…its sick.

i suppose this thread can be deleted after a couple of days, maybe when people see that all this was a hoax instead of finding out later on their own. my bad. :slight_smile:


#11

Nah… I think they just realized (ick) that the whole concept (ick) needed to go down the drain (ick).

Ick.