First, there was Web-TV, then came Web-TV Plus, now we present to you… X-BOX! Not only can you surf the web and play games but you will have a hours of enjoyment as you install Service Pack 14a beta 12 as the OS crashes because Media Player kicked in to play your Got Mail WAV file which got corrupted thanks to the highly secure? file system that just filled your inbox with even more spam about how to be a millionaire by selling horse dung. We at Microsoft enjoy laughing our asses off at you, the public, in an ongoing effort to take all your money in exchange for headaches that increase sales in the Asprin medical fields as well as increased profits for our friends at MCI when you are on hold for 3 hours waiting for technical support which is in no way free once you get ahold of a technician.
Ummm… heheh, whoops, guess I got carried away